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FOR GODS SAKE I'M NOT A MINOR I LOVE EELEKTROSS, BOTH WOOPER EVO LINES, AND NINJASK GO READ SHADOW SLAVE GOD BLESS

Alabama, U.S.A
Joined December 2020
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Ever since a guy went to my following list to say "Ur opinion is null bc you like porn!" it made me think... Am I wrong to be following as many nsfw accounts as I do? I've decided no. Twitter is the best place to goon AND consume things I like at once. It is my RIGHT to do so.
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16 year old Abdul and 9 year old Mamdani in 2001
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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Aster retweeted
🚨 NEW: Elon Musk is no longer a trillionaire after his net worth dropped $80 billion over the past 6 hours US tech stocks in total have lost $2.1 trillion in market value since the Democrats won the #Midterms2026
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Damn he got a point Outside of the super huge names, how many youtubers do you know that got really big off Fortnite are still popular to this day? Fortnite was a wave that came, swept everyone up, then eventually left as all waves do and GTA 6 may be that wave turned tsunami
SOLLUMINATI breaks down how GTA 6 could either make or break content creators
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Because I mean think about it Whatever is in GTA 6, which will undoubtedly be the biggest game for a LOOOONG ass time with how long people were able to drag out GTA 5, will undoubtedly be copied in hundreds of games to come. And there WILL be people who's entire come up is off-
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-this game. Hell, Fortnite was the biggest thing in the world for a good 3 years? GTA 6 may have a strong decade. Hell, it might even just get big and stay big. But if that Tsunami wave crashes, no matter how slowly, so many people will have blown up and faded away it's unreal
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He’s 1000% right
SOLLUMINATI breaks down how GTA 6 could either make or break content creators
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Dunno shit about Adhoc but the dispatch one seems like such a non-issue Oh no! The game's director wasn't thinking of the poor wittle shippwers when joking about why there wouldn't be a romance route with Malevola and Robert! The horror! What a cuck answer! Grow up man
Normal game company: "We will not be adding any more romance routes for our Protagonist at this time." Dispatch/Adhoc:
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You niggas are not real people bro
My friend who’s had little to no sleep logged in to show me that he got the Fortnite shop token just for him to realize it was a lucid dream 😭 This was literally him:
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My friend who’s had little to no sleep logged in to show me that he got the Fortnite shop token just for him to realize it was a lucid dream 😭 This was literally him:
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I didn't know how to explain to someone that Abdul El-Sayed is like evil Mamdani without making him sound bad until I saw this video
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Just shot an old man for using the wrong pronouns
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how 9 year old Mamdani and 16 year old Abdul were moving during 9/11 according to conservatives
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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I'd sooner believe Hitler reincarnated inside of Chris-Chan's body and started wreaking havoc across all of Virginia than if you told me a show with a clear Yaoi end-goal ship was done so poorly the fandom started to make a straight ship instead.
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GUYS WAIT FOLLOW MY FRIENDS THEY'RE FUNNIER THAN ME FUCK WHY DO I ALWAYS FIND OUT I'M BLOWIN UP NEAR THE END WHEN IT'S TOO LATE TO PLUG THE HOMIE Uhhh @SuzieTube_YT draws @MarcyBelowFloor is pretty neat @kosmityy is really kind and likes pokemon AND @LaloySebas39531 ISSICKOKBYE
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But yeah man mlm fans having to create a wlm ship just to cope with how ass their show is is mind blowing, I pray for y'all every day🙏
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motherfucker head look like a minecraft villager i would deadass jump if i were you 😭😭😭😭
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Day 2 of Woke 3. We sending rapist to prison
Russell Brand has been found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault. The judge has said he will receive a prison sentence at his hearing on Monday. (apnews.com/article/russell-b…)
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If you govern like Obama (no punishment for Bush admin war criminals/Wall Street), you get a Trump. If you govern like Biden (no punishment for officials complicit in J6), you get Trump again. UPHOLD THE LAW. QUIT LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
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Aww whats wrong with being a minority? Does this country treat minorities differently or something?
White people will soon be the minority in a country we built
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"location: toronto"
“if texas blue, i’ll show tits” “if texas flips, i’ll show ass” where are these tweets that i was promised?! 🫩
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he’s going to burst into flames
the concept of jd vance having to hold a quran when he swears in abdul
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