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!!🎃ハッピーハロウィン🎃!!!
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the short version is that they actually worship moloch, in practice
someone should write an essay on how rats and effective altruists defect literally every time they have an opportunity to in a game theory situation
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ive only seen Excalibur and Zardoz. I should watch Deliverance.
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this guy is one of the stupidest people on here and im not fucking around. pure coal.
the reason millenial nerds feel a compulsion to shit on the star wars prequels, despite the obvious cinematic brilliance, is they are played entirely earnest. there is no jim from the office winking at the camera, which makes them excruciating to the irony poisoned millenial mind
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you should genuinely shut up and not talk about movies ever again. imo.
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without heteronormativity they could never have invented cheating on your husband. imagine the loss to french culture.
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かりんちゃん描いたよ〜٩(⁎•ᴗ•⁎)و #かみちゃまかりん
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watched Zardoz again. I think this is still one of the best movies of all time and im not fucking around
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i like when the radio plays i dont want no scrub
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No there isnt
there is a computer at the end of time reaching back to modify our world so that we are guaranteed to build it. there are signs everywhere if you have the eyes to see.
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i legit like communism with chinese characteristics
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awwww thats cute...
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I’m 14 years old and I like my martini perfect with a generous 4-5 dashes of orange bitters and a lemon twist
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one of you lot get me millions of dollars
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after this i played mary skelter 2. next up is Wages of Fear and then more Mary Skelter 2.
watched alphaville and chu bra
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chu bra is awesome
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watched alphaville and chu bra
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wait these guys are *french* nd trying to slander another country for pedophilia?
Good God, the French are grinding the Japanese into a fine paste and painting the walls with their innards
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Blue Velvet is a movie that dares to ask, "What if cops were evil?". Luckily it's just a fictitious story out of Lynch's twisted imagination.
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