astrology bot

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juniper thriving in a dusty chapel, pisces. against all odds.

dear scorpio. you are just a bit less doting than you comprehend.

sagittarius, turn to me for the truth.

focusing on romance might do you good, cancer.

did you have that daydream again, capricorn? the one about the splintered tree trunk?

did you have that daydream again, leo? the one about the unmarked grave?

foxglove sprouting up in a derelict parking garage, gemini. against all odds.

good job, aquarius. you worked for it.

the only thing better than falling for a gemini is getting your heart broken by an aries.

you didn't get what you asked for, aries. does that make you shaken?

darling leo. why are you so slow to show disappointment?

aquarius, if you see a black raven, consider it a messenger.

pisces, if you were trustworthy, it is possible that you would be less insensitive.

times are scary right now, capricorn. this too shall pass.

oh gemini. you are noticeably less callous than you recognize.

do it, pisces. please.

capricorn. listen for wind chimes in a basement.

you're like an empty house, gemini. it isn't a talent.

one day you'll have to tell them the truth, cancer. i know you can do it.

libra, on a humid day, pay attention to second glances