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You shouldn't be here.

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Joined August 2022
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she looks like a Fortnite skin and it pisses me off
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“IM GOING TO BLOW UP THE CITY!!!” 😴😴😴😴 “Weed lowkey overrat-“
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"I have my whole life ahead of me." NO YOU DON'T!! MOTHRA AIR STRIKE!!!
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You dont understand how badly i want to get molested by sirius
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The best argument against democracy is a two hour drive through rural michigan
Michigan's election results map has looked like this for as long as I can remember. It will forever piss me off that so few metro areas seal the results of an entire state.
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Godzilla is one of the rarest piece of media's that honestly will never fall off, its too easy to not fuck up. Like I have issues with the monsterverse but I still enjoy seeing godzilla on the screen even if its only been a total of like 10 minutes
Not enough conversation on how a 72 year old IP is thriving like this, and Star Wars is currently a mess
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Umamusume sends its regards #DeathToAmerica
Republicans posted coal on X dot com so now I must vote to destroy America.
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Want to be clear that in 2024 Elon was so sure he was a political mastermind everyone loved he felt confident enough to do a winky nazi salute twice on national television, and then since then he totally failed in his role in the White House, lost a wisconsin special election, burned half a billion dollars losing the midterms, and is now pretending he never said anything all. What a massive downfall
Elon deleting all his tweets 🤣🤣🤣
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a dragon's role is to be slain and a knight's, to slay them #deltarune
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"Oh did you hear this song from tiktok? Its a trend!" I want you killed.
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This dude's theme song is loud as FUCK
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MINUS ZERO MENTIONED 🗣️🔥
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He got back to me and told me it was probably stress and anxiety. He told me I'm the 24 year old with the most tests he's done before. And that everything came back okay. He's never done so many tests on someone my age and suggested therapy. holy shit.
at the doctor's and it's all elderly. I don't belong here yet. I don't deserve this. I was taking care of my health. I was able to sprint and weightlift in the same day. I was free of alcohol and cannabis. I was genuinely trying to be better. I don't belong here.
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I don't feel relief. I knew this was gonna happen. Even though it makes sense, I still feel sick. idk
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at the doctor's and it's all elderly. I don't belong here yet. I don't deserve this. I was taking care of my health. I was able to sprint and weightlift in the same day. I was free of alcohol and cannabis. I was genuinely trying to be better. I don't belong here.
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