🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Dec 3, 2022 · 5:38 PM UTC

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker3 Dec 2022

Yes, it's FINALLY happening everyone. Now you, yes, YOU can have me, yes, ME, DRAW YOUR STUFF (within reason) at just the click of a button so I can live every day! Just email me at [email protected] with details, for details!

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Dec 3, 2023 · 5:19 PM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker3 Dec 2023

trying

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Nov 30, 2023 · 6:34 PM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker30 Nov 2023

I PASSED...

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Nov 30, 2023 · 2:55 PM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker30 Nov 2023

Anyway today is the day I finally take my certification test, and thing I've been studying off and on for....way too many years. Wish me luck so I don't puke

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Nov 29, 2023 · 3:42 PM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker29 Nov 2023

Hi yall sorry I've been dead. Since I started my new job about 7 months ago, it (and the agonizingly long commute) have basically completely taken over my life between studying for the Opticianry exam, ending up in charge of our locations do-good events, the optician mentor prog-

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Nov 29, 2023 · 3:43 PM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker29 Nov 2023

And just all around nuclear level depression since some pretty unfortunate personal news with unfortunate implications around my birthday a few months ago, I've just been all around exhausted, miserable, and wholly uninspired. Twitter being this shit hasn't helped either.

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Nov 29, 2023 · 3:47 PM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker29 Nov 2023

Long and short, I dunno if I'll ever really be active here again. I dunno if I'll ever draw anything more than diagrams of eyes and compound astigmatism again. Sorry for all yall who've prob been waiting for me to come back for something or another, if anyone remembers me

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Jul 12, 2023 · 3:48 PM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker12 Jul 2023

Hey, I been dead from work so sorry about that but my bud got into an accident and needs help with repairs, if yall could share or donate that would be amazingly helpful gofundme.com/f/fix-gwens-car…

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Bruva Alfabusa · Jun 16, 2023 · 10:32 PM UTC

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Bruva Alfabusa@Alfabusa16 Jun 2023

youtube.com/watch?v=s2_cv2ca… HEY GUESS WHAT. WE WEREN'T DEAD AT ALL. Just taking extra long due to disease and animation quality bump. GO AND PREPARE FOR MORE VISCOSITY NOW GO GO GO GO-

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Mar 15, 2023 · 12:38 PM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker15 Mar 2023

Each store in our company has different murals on their main walls but I'm obsessed with this estranged beast

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Mar 15, 2023 · 1:21 AM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker15 Mar 2023

Good lord

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Mar 15, 2023 · 1:25 AM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker15 Mar 2023

I did the picrew before the quiz and I picked those eyes bc they were funny but now the results make me seem like a pathetic, sopping wet beast that heem heem whimpers

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Mar 3, 2023 · 6:04 AM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker3 Mar 2023

The shit I would do for a taco casa bean burrito rn...

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Feb 26, 2023 · 1:28 AM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker26 Feb 2023

Sons of the forest just got me yelling KEVIN like the distraught mother from home alone

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🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN) · Feb 25, 2023 · 8:19 PM UTC

🦑Ilex🐙 (Commissions OPEN)@auf_hocker25 Feb 2023

I get wanting to stick to systems ur somewhat more familiar with for ttrpgs but I can't get over the, like, spoiled aura of basically making your dm cater and create a game that already exists with an easier system bc you don't wanna so something other than funny d20 game?

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