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Joined January 2011
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Tune in on Halloween night for my annual Monster Mash Call-In Show! This year I will solve your problems with love, sex, relationships, friendships, and situationships as gonzo-guru and lovelorn-lycanthrope Tom Wolfe-man. 🫈🍸 The lines will be open, the veil will be thin.
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A poem about driving around in Texas:
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@augustjsmith1 Nov 2025
my grandma called in to talk about sundowning
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the free public workshop was lots of fun, look at these cute potential poets
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@augustjsmithOct 13
I'm running a free, open-to-the-public poetry workshop in Austin next week! 🕵️‍♂️ sign up: events.humanitix.com/researc…
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@augustjsmithOct 29
Tune in on Halloween night for my annual Monster Mash Call-In Show! This year I will solve your problems with love, sex, relationships, friendships, and situationships as gonzo-guru and lovelorn-lycanthrope Tom Wolfe-man. 🫈🍸 The lines will be open, the veil will be thin.
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he has a fucking attitude problem
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a quick chat with johnny
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Great poem. I wrote this haiku a couple years ago while trying to beat Goldeneye on every difficulty: Throwing knives are lame. Can’t do shit in this bunker. Fuck you, Natalya.
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poem about goldeneye for the N64 from my 2018 chapbook
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you can download a zip file of all my old chapbooks here: augustsmith.net/home/
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we discussed Josh Brolin's poems in this episode of our podcast redcircle.com/shows/22f65a77…
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z (@bowiezfr) profile picturez@bowiezfrMar 23
Remember when Josh brolin wrote a poem about Timothée chalamet what was that about
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just got this email and momentarily thought it was @toomuchistrue doing some creative promo for his new book NTTN
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Noam@poetryaccnt1518Oct 26
BUY MY BOOK farthestheaven.com/products/…
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Noam (@poetryaccnt1518) profile pictureNoam@poetryaccnt1518Oct 26
It is of tantamount importance that you ask to be introduced as a “young genius” and then get really bashful when introduced that way, like it wasn’t your idea.
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eating tamales while reading wikipedia about tamales >>>>
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great night. standing room only at the reading, lovely Q&A, delightful afterparty of merriment and mirth. Farthest Heaven nearest to my heart.
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IN HALF AN HOUR WITH NICK MACE @MaceSystemsCorp NOAM HESSLER @poetryaccnt1518 AUGUST SMITH @augustjsmith
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TONIGHT IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO RSVP OR ORDER BOOKS FOR PICKUP DETAILS BELOW ⬇️
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steff@moonandmouthOct 23
i sincerely apologize to the literary community for my recent actions as depicted in this story. i acknowledge the profound harm caused by my conduct and am committed to learning and growing. i understand that i am not owed forgiveness, but i hope to earn it in time. thank you.
Avee Chaudhuri (@indigojackal) profile pictureAvee Chaudhuri@indigojackalOct 23
I wrote a story about Stephanie Yue Duhem (Steff) driving August Smith to the point of taking his own life due to the the domineering nature of her friendship. You can read it now thanks to the great editors at Midcult*. Link below. I don't know why I do these things.
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Tom Snarsky@TomSnarskyOct 23
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Barbara Guest already wrote the placard text for when they put this story in the Louvre
The Poetess after Miró A dollop is dolloping her a scoop is pursuing flee vain ignots Ho coriander darks thimble blues red okays adorn her buzz green circles in flight or submergence? Giddy mishaps of blackness make stinging clouds what! a traught climate what natural c/o abnormal loquaciousness the Poetess riddled her asterisk genial! as space

ALT The Poetess after Miró A dollop is dolloping her a scoop is pursuing flee vain ignots Ho coriander darks thimble blues red okays adorn her buzz green circles in flight or submergence? Giddy mishaps of blackness make stinging clouds what! a traught climate what natural c/o abnormal loquaciousness the Poetess riddled her asterisk genial! as space

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im dead and this post is my dead man switch
Avee Chaudhuri (@indigojackal) profile pictureAvee Chaudhuri@indigojackalOct 23
I wrote a story about Stephanie Yue Duhem (Steff) driving August Smith to the point of taking his own life due to the the domineering nature of her friendship. You can read it now thanks to the great editors at Midcult*. Link below. I don't know why I do these things.
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