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@austo70

Documenting every funny scenario A High life🍁 is a Happy life🍁

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2024
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🍁@austo70Sep 20
Ukiniona nasmile on my phone jua tu niko X nikiangalia tweets there's nothing funny in my life right now
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This isn't a phone, it's more like a piece of precious jewelry.
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claro
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"Nobody is coming to save you " ummm my friend is literally coming over and we're gonna smoke some weed
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My best friend
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"Nobody is coming to save you " ummm my friend is literally coming over and we're gonna smoke some weed
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getting high as soon the slightest inconvenience kicks in>>> mimi sina time ya frowny face akii🫴
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amekataa kutuma ya bolt niende nimshow avae sweater ,kwani haogopi pneumonia 🥹🫴
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a combination of lemme shift your pànty and twinkle (dextalations) would heal me of all the weekly trauma mamae🥴🫠
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me to God: the hormones you gave me are doing everything except their job😫🤦cause wdym the boobs and tuhips aren't growing 🫴
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Mood🥹
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İrem@iremvni_17h
bebek 🥰
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Hp gue yg kudet apa gmn? Kok orang2 bahas ss tweet pake share aja. Di gue gaada😭 baru andro aja atau ios juga bisa sih?
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When an adult who is NOT my parents tries to raise their voice at me.
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Need
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"Nobody is coming to save you " ummm my friend is literally coming over and we're gonna smoke some weed
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M@MuneneInc25 Apr 2025
There is no better place to be when you have money than Kenya
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dert kucumsemek kadar saygisizca bir sey yok bu arada
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“2027 é daqui 1 mês” eu que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019:
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Regeringen lägger något i vattnet som gör att man blir kissnödig
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将来困るよ？って言うけど現在が既に困ってる
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Repitan conmigo, el baño del trabajo NO ES PARA CAGAR
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kuna wamama wamepitia hapa wakienda church na vile wameniacha nikiskia naeza tu advise mavijana dont listen to anyone telling you to avoid older women
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Insane 🤯
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