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My wife cheated on me at a Linkin Park concert but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
averagehousewife retweeted
Who amongst us hasn't written a birthday letter to a dear old pal, implying that we both share a horrendous dark secret?
averagehousewife retweeted
Doctor: You have a disease.
Me: Oh no!
Doctor: You can cure it with diet and exercise.
Me: Oh no!
averagehousewife retweeted
This is the only Mandela effect that I've never read a good explanation for. I know what I saw.
averagehousewife retweeted
what if your brain was about to collapse from stress but you delayed it one day at a time by playing video games too much, would that be healthy
averagehousewife retweeted
can someone please summarize what's happening in Russia right now in five words or less, I am a busy guy
averagehousewife retweeted
life is about finding the least harmful thing to become psychologically addicted to that you can think of and just going all in on that
averagehousewife retweeted
Replying to @LolOverruled
It represents the inevitable need to carry on living through the crushing weight of our average everyday life. The authenticity of a middle income buzzcut skate boy moving his defined quads on an uncut lawn of the suburbs, letting raw emotions out like nothing ever even mattered.
averagehousewife retweeted
Look, you'd have to have a population of Loch Ness Monsters. You can't have just one that's been alive for 500 years. Where's all the dead ones?
averagehousewife retweeted
April fool's, dummies! All of reality is an elaborate prank and your very existence is an illusion! I got you. I really got you this time.














