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Bring back throwing sandals at politicians.
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My wife cheated on me at a Linkin Park concert but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
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Who amongst us hasn't written a birthday letter to a dear old pal, implying that we both share a horrendous dark secret?
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Doctor: You have a disease. Me: Oh no! Doctor: You can cure it with diet and exercise. Me: Oh no!
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Trying not to say what I really want to say right now.
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first they came for rudy giuliani and i said lol. lmao, even
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UPDATE: The grand jury is now voting.
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Is he broke? This is what broke people do.
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This is the only Mandela effect that I've never read a good explanation for. I know what I saw.
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what if your brain was about to collapse from stress but you delayed it one day at a time by playing video games too much, would that be healthy
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can someone please summarize what's happening in Russia right now in five words or less, I am a busy guy
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life is about finding the least harmful thing to become psychologically addicted to that you can think of and just going all in on that
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Replying to @LolOverruled
It represents the inevitable need to carry on living through the crushing weight of our average everyday life. The authenticity of a middle income buzzcut skate boy moving his defined quads on an uncut lawn of the suburbs, letting raw emotions out like nothing ever even mattered.
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Look, you'd have to have a population of Loch Ness Monsters. You can't have just one that's been alive for 500 years. Where's all the dead ones?
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April fool's, dummies! All of reality is an elaborate prank and your very existence is an illusion! I got you. I really got you this time.
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Really excited to use a poorly rated app to file my own taxes tomorrow.
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