0 kidneys. 6 figures.

singing along to no scrubs in the car knowing damn well i'm a bum who is currently in the passenger's side of my best friend's ride

it's so hard being a guy trying to make friends with other guys because i really couldn't gaf about sports or cars or anime even if i tried

this man sucking the soul out of every woman in hollywood like a mf dementor 😭

amazing things going on in reddit

damn im old #MyXAnniversary

how it feels being really self-aware to the point where you know your faults but being too lazy and unmotivated to fix them

i claim to be a horror fan but i still haven't seen obsession, backrooms, jaws, nightmare on elm street, insidious, the conjuring, the exorcist, alien, paranormal activity, it, child's play, the babadook, or the thing yet

my favorite part about dressing alt is i can look a mess and everyone assumes i did it on purpose

i personally think everyone with the "son😭✌️🥀" sense of humor needs to be put down. they need to be euthanized. exterminated. eliminated. they need to be eradicated and removed from the gene pool so they never reproduce.

"beating a dead horse" "killing two birds with one stone" "kicking a dog when it's down" how about being nice to the animals?

the heads up word was leonardo da vinci and this mf started talking about inception and titanic

borrowed someone my phone and uber casually dropped my house address in a notification unprompted

listening to blink 182 and adam's song comes on

well they didn't lie

i might be dumb for asking this but how is ali walking free at the end of euphoria? at the end of the day he did murder someone in front of like 100 witnesses and he didn't get arrested or have police show up or anything???

welp.

you know if these past 6 years taught me anything is that people out there WILL hide their zombie bites if they were ever in an apocalypse

hayley williams:

foreshadowing

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