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18+ || HERE BE VORE 🔞 I draw stuff that might not be for everyone. Viewer discretion is advised. Not currently open for commission, trades maybe!

Joined April 2020
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My half of a trade with @comfybeasts ! Demonstration of proper kobold care.
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As a living passenger aircraft, Az gets distressed when empty. The crew normally has a rotating schedule to always have at least one person on board. Once a month, Az gets fully evacuated as part of the company mandated fire drill. He absolutely hates it.
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As a living passenger aircraft, Az gets distressed when empty. The crew normally has a rotating schedule to always have at least one person on board. Once a month, Az gets fully evacuated as part of the company mandated fire drill. He absolutely hates it.
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It's great team building for the crew, though.
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Guys? I think you overbooked my flight. Can you tell them to stop- guys?
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8 hours flight btw.
Guys? I think you overbooked my flight. Can you tell them to stop- guys?
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Everyone is so mean to me 💔
8 hours flight btw.
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Can't do your stretches during the boarding, you have to sit very still and be very polite. It's what good airplanes do
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Budget airlines, man.
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Seems someone's making the best out of their position. Be honest. Can you really blame her?
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guys i know it's soft but we have a job to do please look professional
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guys i know it's soft but we have a job to do please look professional
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Being a reaper god freshly rescued from a death cult certainly makes fitting in a bit harder. Yveltal is trying his best, nonetheless.
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Fat needy scolipede! Gonna require a lot of attention and a pair of hands to help the guests... settle in~
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PSA: don't got dragging your fat sweaty nuts across the spot you just wiped. Also check for blind spots before backing up into a corner. Trade with @ scrumptiousbean!
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Secret Admirer Chalk (Ch-12) is conducting a very thorough, strictly professional study of his mentor and colleague’s stretching techniques (@azserfy )
Can't do your stretches during the boarding, you have to sit very still and be very polite. It's what good airplanes do
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Seems someone's making the best out of their position. Be honest. Can you really blame her?
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Sorry in advance if you hate balls
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Getting close to 20k subs... It's been a while, I might go for another sketch raffle!
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Budget airlines, man.
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