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baancho 💪🐭| 🐁🪤@baanchouApr 23

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patagucci perf papi

when the power goes out i’m putting a nun mask on and blasting this on a bluetooth speaker

@skeletonheadsJun 26

Hiring this guy to play this riff as they lower my casket into the ground

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Titorelli’s Omnimedia Empire@Tweetorelli12h

Anthropologist making contact with an indigenous New England male for the first time.

Steven Vago@Vagoish15h

We tracked down Graham Platner in Sullivan, Maine, where he’s returned to harvesting oysters. “What the f-k does it look like I’m up to? I’m being an oyster farmer,” he said a week before the midterm election.

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baancho 💪🐭| 🐁🪤@baanchou3h

I'm baby

𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓

Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.

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りう.⋆𝜗𝜚@m_oo227Oct 29

かなりおもしろいから共有させて笑笑笑

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bara wojak@lsthief7h

Hit one of these guys with my RAV4 going 55 in the Dragonbarrow. Totally fucked up the bumper.

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Brian Gaar@briangaar12h

This is like watching a perfect quarterback fake, when the entire defense gets fooled and he just strolls into the endzone.

@factpostnews13h

Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.

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the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn

@DiscussingFilm16h

First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.

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duolo@alovelypearOct 29

boing

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Okiteru@Ok5teru17h

#pillowdraw #essieart

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Alan Fisher@alanthefisherOct 29

whenever I'm going to Boston via amtrak this is on my mind

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@the_transit_guyOct 28

My sold-out train on the busiest rail corridor in the world's largest economy moved at an average speed of 46.5 mph to NYC. I'm not asking for much; I'm asking for better.

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The Best In Jest@thebestinjestOct 28

Guess the costume: Tinkie Winky

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@soigomaaOct 28

He got adhbee

@TheveripostOct 28

Researchers gave bumblebees a straight route to food but some wandered off it to push tiny balls around instead. One bee did it 117 times.

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Integrity Guy@Integrity_FreakOct 28

That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom

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Water@water_basi6095Oct 28

Got the chicken that makes you want to hurt yourself and others

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amoryyyy@deimosatelliteOct 29

average chiikawa viewing experience summed up

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evamuvon@evamuvonOct 28

i would like to apologize to hachiware. their ability to find happiness even in the midst of struggle is a testament to their strength

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Master of the Flying Jetski@jetskitosway2Oct 28

Behringer just released an M16 rifle with open-source firmware for $149.99

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evamuvon@evamuvonOct 28

started watching chiikawa in order and omg these fat fucks have done nothing but eat for the past hour of episodes

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@AmusedToDeath1Oct 28

Sir, a second lighthouse chip has hit New England

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jake@wormpullerOct 28

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Ellie™@ivyrrinOct 28

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@sama30 Nov 2022

today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com

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