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Creative Director at Blumin

UK
Joined February 2013
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What does your distributor actually receive when you send them an enquiry? 📃 If it's little more than a name, an email address and a brief description of what the customer wants, your distributor still has a lot of work to do before they can quote. They may need to contact the customer again, clarify the specification and work out which product configuration is actually required. Corengyn changes what gets handed over. The customer can configure their requirement through your website or digital platform first, so when the opportunity reaches your distributor, much of the information needed to move it forward has already been captured. That means less repetition for your customer and a much more useful starting point for your distributor. See how Corengyn connects configuration with your distributor sales process: corengyn.co.uk/ hashtag#Distribution hashtag#CustomerExperience hashtag#CPQ hashtag#B2BManufacturing
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Did you guys know I offered a 40% discount today for my discord and not ONE single person signed up? End of August price of the discord is going to $1000 USD one time fee. You REALLY don't want in at $300 USD lol?
Replying to @Comedyorwat
ANYONE who comments on this post prior to 4:20 pm has an option You can pay $300 USD, right now today, to get into my discord instead of the $500 USD and you'll no longer be entered to win Or you can do nothing and hope you'll get randomly drawn out of the 2 we will pick TG
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$3,000 client: - can you design with me in figma? i want to watch - my wife thinks the blue should be more blue-ish - can we hop on a quick 3-hour call to discuss the font? - here's my phone number, call me at 2am if you have ideas - can you make the logo bigger? also smaller. also different - i found this template on canva, can you recreate it exactly but make it original? $30,000 client: radio silence for 2 weeks.... sorry, been busy with board meetings.... looks good, ship it!
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John Smith retweeted
So far in 2024, @TheOceanCleanup has been collecting an average of 1500 kg of trash for every hour of the year.
So far in 2023, @TheOceanCleanup has been collecting an average of 750 kg of trash for every hour of the year.
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And you know what the crazy thing is? Y'all actually believe the people who call me a grifter and complain about my discord fee While outright ignoring the clear education and skills I teach people while spoon feeding them 💰 THIS is why people pay $500, BITCH
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I choose violence Especially after watching months and months of people being flat out WRONG while costing people everything they have, all while telling ME I'm the fuckin problem 😂😂 The proof is in the pudding. I've kept every receipt. They don't do what I fucking do
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$GME GameStop Completes At-The-Market Equity Offering Program gross proceeds of approximately $400 million
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Fockups is back: funny mockup templates that offer a more realistic view of your designs bit.ly/3wc5BfQ
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John Smith retweeted
I wonder what @elonmusk thinks about an ETF whose sole purpose is to provide short exposure to his company using derivatives. This is nuts.
The first short Tesla, $TSLA, ETF will launch tomorrow with the ticker name $TSLQ.
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It's getting close now 4 @wearewraplab just been to visit new site in Bham, now back to the office to get ready 4 photoshoot tomorrow
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Check out all the photos from last night #LiveMusicFriday with SNAKE OIL on our Facebook page #Bunters #Truro
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John Smith retweeted
RT for a chance to win a #1TBPS4 + Arkham Knight, Destiny, Bloodborne & more! TCs: uk.ign.com/articles/2015/07/… UK only,18+
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Is your name on the Protect Our Waves petition coming to 10 Downing Street with us today? protectourwaves.org.uk fb.me/Xw4BAlir
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John Smith retweeted
We're loving this carpet design from our @helloamandaja, who's got through to the finals! carpetvista.com/gallery/inde…
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Those lovely folk over at @nativestudios tell us about the importance of great hosting bit.ly/13uqxJy #hosting #testimonial
.@SainsburysPR off their trolleys to apologise for this. Staff member who taught customer manners shld be promoted standard.co.uk/news/london/h…
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John Smith retweeted
Some of our recent motion graphics work. Client: DeWinter/IT Farm vimeo.com/61216265
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Some of our recent motion graphics work. Client: SMPC vimeo.com/61216266
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Some of our recent motion graphics work. Client: SWS UK vimeo.com/61216267
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Motion graphics for our clients Beyond The Box vimeo.com/65214346 fb.me/29ADCjgEG