@backthrowshine

hi im emily / dreams are not always realistic, but goals are always possible if you think deeply about how to reach them / #TridentsUp / she|it 28yo / πŸ”ž

Seattle, WA
Joined December 2017
day 1 (started a couple days early). netplay every day (unless im going to a tournament)
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OFFICIALLY OPENING UP A HOUSING GROUP FOR PORT DX right now the plan is either - house people at my apartment - go in on a hotel room(s) at the venue is anyone interested?
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they should make a version of spotify where instead of .0001 cents per play you can choose for them to straight up get nothing. fuck artists
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this is the exact kind of shit Max Arciniega was saying to Don Eladio before he got hit with the Salamanca Special
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there was a random ten year old boy watching tgirl baseball practice today and he saw me putting my gloves and helmet on and asked "are you good at baseball?" and i had to say no and he was like "then why do you have nice cleats and gloves" how the fuck am i supposed to respond
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would you all be angry if i brought a hand puppet to crt legacy and made people report to it instead of me
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me and my bunny... we're gonna change the game... we're gonna flip the script... the world will never be the same
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it's too late, i've already depicted you as the inconsolable pca and myself as the unbothered and collected bill miller nitter.cf/i/status/2105165740475…
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Emily Mayfly πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ retweeted
School Night (Acrylic paint on canvas)
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MAKES SENSE!
#TRENDING: New Oxford Study Just Ranked Seattle the 4th Best City in the WORLD, Only Trailing New York, London and Paris
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final pitching line for the last game of seattle tgirl baseball: 1.1 IP, 3 K, 1 BB, 0ER they're calling me the girl Matt Brash
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final tgirl baseball game of the season tomorrow and then we are locking the fuck back in on melee
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the solution to the tgirl baseball cruising discourse should take a page out of mlb's playbook: each team should have a Designated Fucker
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Emily Mayfly πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ retweeted
the way hes acting like a banned smash player
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Emily Mayfly πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ retweeted
Things to say to a TO What is π’Žπ’š π’•π’‚π’ˆ Sell me this 𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒖𝒆 Let me speak to the seeding π’…π’Šπ’“π’†π’„π’•π’π’š Are you π’Žπ’–π’π’•π’Šπ’•π’‚π’”π’Œπ’Šπ’π’ˆ? I brought my own π’‡π’“π’Šπ’†π’π’…π’π’Šπ’†π’” You have 6 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒔 to start this bracket 𝑾𝒉𝒐 do you think you are?
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Someone at waffle house last night put in a $125 online order and didn't tip at 11pm. i don't know how to fight but i would have punched a hole through that dude if the servers asked me to
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youtubers now:
VIDEO A/B TESTING IS COMING TO YOUTUBE You can upload 3 versions of the SAME video Different hooks, different pacing, whatever you wanna test and YouTube tells you which one kept people hooked the longest so you can make it the main one For Shorts and Long Form!
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