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ollie

@bageloffice

ashes to ashes, funk to funky

 she/her⭐️26⭐️dallas⭐️lesbian
Joined August 2017
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gay ppl can never just say Yeah i’ve been listening to that album
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unsure why my cake post popped off. we ate it while watching game 6 <3
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the 11:30 time slot for a finals game six is disrespectful asf but lunch wnba did go crazy
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there is genuinely a "lobster too buttery" moment
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JT (@tallboythinlegs) profile pictureJT@tallboythinlegsOct 29
rear window is kind of about a guy that gets so bored he's like fuck my perfect life and fuck my girlfriend
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i had therapy and did my morning pages who want me
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unfortunately no post therapy bagel and coffee today 😩
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got bagels with coworkers today ✊✊✊✊
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excellent news for the stack of books on my bedside table
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uber passenger who’s inconvenient asf
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i’m ina garten for office halloween so i’m bringing cake
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guy giving sermon the uber driver is playing sounds like bill hader
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didn’t buy any worms so it’s just a Dirt cake
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it’s the same chocolate cake as the anti-suicide chocolate cake but i did it as a layer cake with oreo crumbles in the middle and top
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they were so kind and made the centaurs jersey look kinda cool instead of canonically fugly
JEEF IMAX® B09 #moviescnv2026 (@80181880imax) profile pictureJEEF IMAX® B09 #moviescnv2026@80181880imaxOct 28
This is the close up for both HR and TLG🤏🏻
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Miss Rossellini referring to an account as an “instagram address” and not knowing how to tag them is so awww to me
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megan put her recent freestyles on spotify this is huge for me who keeps listening to them on you tube
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this is so bowie
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she’s done me again
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sometimes i’ll be like “sorry he’s kinda shy!” when a man tries to pet him and he hides from him and then two minutes later he’s acting like this with some strangers
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my punkins
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i hate when men wear really tight pants and then put a bunch of shit in their pockets. you look ridiculous
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