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see YOU might call it halloweekend, but I call it the anniversary of blacking out and waking up in a hospital bed to the realisation that I'd made my ex my emergency contact to spite him
me literally still otp with him after trying to tell him i want to stay and him telling me to stop lying to him ππ
dating a guy who looks exactly like your ex then listening to fake plastic trees is a different type of hell
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I knew what I was from a young age bc while everyone was fighting over team Edward or Jacob I wanted to fuck Bellaβs dad
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Intimacy is sometimes cute (i can admit from my cold hard heart) like yes ill lay on ur chest and be ur phone stand
the first one isnβt illiteracy man ππ some authors be using weird ass spellings of names and my dyslexic ass ainβt doin allat
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Reading moby dick, getting no dick. Average day in the life of ur resident freaky virgin #nsfwtwt






























