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carolyn

@ballerguy

comedy account (legally I have to say this) she/her :)

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Joined October 2018
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Biden refusing to drop out as part of his master plan to create a 2026 blue wave and guaranteed decade of congressional control
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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max@lynchinistOct 23
i only threw this nathan 4 u
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27 is generous 😭
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men discovering empathy at 27
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JEFF
@jeffisrael25Sep 25
Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe.
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amore@amoretericalAug 27
how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice
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Nihal
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how it feels to be extremely self aware but still repeat the same self destructive patterns
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I’ve died on horses some of you wouldn’t even dream of mounting.
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Fixed it
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Republicans 10 years ago: we want to defund public schools Everyone: wow what a crazy thing to say Republicans now: women shouldn’t have rights Everyone: this guy totally seems like a better choice over the opposing candidate, Not-Hitler
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“I wish I was worse to you” Ariana Grande you are the people’s princess
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4 years ago, this week was the last normal week of our lives.
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My manager is obsessed with me and wants to have all these private meetings with me asking what I’m doing before my shifts and why I’m 10 mins late every time 🙄 girl get ur own life this is mine
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You haven’t lived until you’ve been Devo’d at Lululemon
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Happy Valentine’s Day do not look at your Snapchat memories
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This Super Bowl performance would be amazing if it was still 2012
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Sorry he came out singing on skates and that was pretty cool tbh
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taylor swift every time she leaves the house:
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they gave the banana body dysmorphia
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