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Widowed, remarried. 🌻 Geek of many trades. Reed doubler. Programmer who solders. K0QJ. Love is love. Farker. @SkyCirclesKC @Bandy@mastodon.well.com

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Joined April 2007
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth." Credit to: Jim Keller
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
When you shut down a modern iPhone, the Power Management Unit (PMU) cuts voltage to the main A-series processor, the OLED display, and the camera array. It leaves a separate Low Power Mode (LPM) rail live on the motherboard. Sitting on that energized rail are three wireless chips: the Bluetooth controller, the NXP NFC controller, and the Apple U1 Ultra-Wideband chip. Apple built this hardware partition to run "Findable After Power Off," Express Transit passes, and Digital Car Keys when your battery dies. Even with iOS completely unloaded from RAM, those three chips stay powered for up to 24 hours on a manual shutdown (and up to 5 hours on automatic battery reserve). Right before iOS powers down, it pre-computes 96 rolling NIST P-224 public keys (one for every 15-minute window over the next 24 hours) and sends them to the Bluetooth chip using Host Controller Interface (HCI) commands. The final HCI command severs communication with the main processor and starts a standalone thread inside the Bluetooth silicon. While the main SoC sits unpowered, the Bluetooth chip wakes up every 2 seconds to broadcast the current P-224 public key over Bluetooth Low Energy. Any passing iPhone or MacBook that hears that broadcast encrypts its own GPS coordinates with your broadcasted public key and relays the packet to Apple servers. In 2022, researchers at the SEEMOO lab at TU Darmstadt audited this low-power hardware chain ("Evil Never Sleeps") and found a major gap between the three wireless chips. While the NFC chip runs encrypted and signed firmware and the U1 Ultra-Wideband chip checks cryptographic signatures at boot, the Broadcom Bluetooth chip has neither encryption nor signature verification on its firmware updates. Broadcom bakes its base Bluetooth firmware into read-only Mask ROM at the factory. To fix bugs and load the standalone Find My feature, iOS writes raw binary patches directly into the chip internal SRAM using a mechanism called PatchRAM (Write_RAM HCI commands). The hardware never checks a cryptographic signature on those RAM patches. If an attacker already has kernel-level code execution on iOS (through spyware or a local jailbreak exploit), they can overwrite the Bluetooth chip PatchRAM in SRAM before the user powers the phone down. When the user drags the power-off slider, iOS halts and wipes main system RAM. Because the PMU keeps the LPM power rail alive, the modified Bluetooth firmware stays in SRAM and keeps executing on reserve battery power. Worse, the TU Darmstadt team showed from iPhone board schematics that the Bluetooth and U1 chips are wired directly to the Secure Element inside the NFC controller via dedicated hardware buses (SE_I2C and R1_WAKE/SYNC) so car keys and transit cards work while the phone is off. Compromised Bluetooth firmware running in LPM can broadcast custom tracking beacons, listen for over-the-air wake commands, or talk directly to the Secure Element over SE_I2C while the main operating system is dead. Apple lets you tap "Temporarily Turn Off Finding" on the shutdown screen and enter your passcode to disable LPM for that power cycle. That toggle works if your phone is clean, because a clean iOS kernel tells the PMU to cut the LPM rail. If your phone is already compromised by kernel spyware, the malware controls the shutdown sequence. It can turn off the screen, play the shutdown animation, ignore your toggle, and tell the PMU to keep the patched Bluetooth chip powered in the background. Once kernel malware can hide inside unverified radio SRAM, a software power-off slider means nothing. Until the battery is physically disconnected from the board or the phone goes inside an RF-shielded Faraday bag, the Bluetooth silicon can stay on the air.
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This is a 2022 proof of concept, not a new discovery. It required prior privileged access to modify Bluetooth firmware on older iPhones. The study documented no real-world attacks, and this post provides no evidence that current models remain vulnerable. arxiv.org/abs/2205.06114 arstechnica.com/information-te…
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
anthropic just killed the REA it stops claude from doing it that’s why local models are important
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Listen to me now and believe me later: This is 100% true.
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017: "I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
“License plates are public by design.” So they sued the guy who asked. He won, and the records were already deleted.
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
it's HIGHLY important that we remember that it wasn't the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
NEVER FORGET.
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
BREAKING: In a stunning and deeply alarming move, the Postmaster General has announced that the USPS will REFUSE to deliver mail-in ballots for the 2026 midterm elections to any state that does not comply with Donald Trump’s so-called “election integrity” executive order. Let that sink in. This is a direct attack on voting rights and a blatant attempt to strong-arm states into submission by threatening Americans’ access to the ballot box. The Postal Service….an institution meant to serve EVERYONE—is now being weaponized to influence elections. Democracy is not optional. Voting is not conditional. And no president gets to decide who can and cannot participate in our elections. This should outrage every American, regardless of party.
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
Donald Trump will go down in history as the only US President to be outwitted by a single-celled organism.
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
Holy sh*t, this dude @JonathanPieNews thoroughly OBLITERATED trump, and it is glorious. Definitely worth a watch.🔥🔥
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
I don’t know who did this, but I love you.
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
Look what we pulled out of the Reflecting Pool...
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
French President Emmanuel Macron pulls off what could be the greatest diplomatic troll of all time by getting Trump to sign the "$300 Billion US Surrender to Iran" deal in... Versailles. The ignoramus Trump will have been clueless as to the historical significance of the location
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”
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Andy Beals (he/him) Ho ve, ĉiamseptembro aĉas retweeted
This one hits hard.
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I am not surprised to see that I am not the only person who had their Facebook nuked this past weekend over "Community Standards". It appears to stem from a Friday COB "AI" code commit like so many others in the past. nitter.cf/search?q=facebook%20co…
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Now, of course, their community standards they reference (on the site) are only accessible by people who are logged-in. Now, what sort of person has yet to learn "Don't push to Production on a Friday?" web.archive.org/web/20070406…
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