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Muhammad. retweeted
Ghe Ghe what a guy
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.
When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.
One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”
This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”
Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.
By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.
This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”
Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂
Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.
She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.
You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂
My gender!
Muhammad. retweeted
Only a fool sees Loan as an achievement.
You are a foolish person sir
When I first arrived in the United States as a young man, I drove a taxi to earn money for my education. I even had to postpone starting school for several months to save enough.
When I eventually got to Chicago, I worked different jobs to support myself and pay my way through university. I know what it means to worry about tuition, accommodation and how to make ends meet while pursuing an education.
Those experiences have stayed with me.
I know what education made possible in my own life, and I believe every Nigerian child deserves that same opportunity, regardless of where they are born or what their parents can afford.
This is one reason education remains a major priority of our Renewed Hope administration.
Through NELFUND, we have provided over ₦372 billion in student loans for institutional fees and upkeep, helping young Nigerians remain in school and pursue their education.
Our technical and vocational education programme has attracted over 2.8 million applications. We have rehabilitated 38 technical colleges, while students in federal and selected state technical colleges now benefit from free school fees, boarding, textbooks and uniforms.
We have reached a new agreement with ASUU, providing for a 40% increase in academic staff remuneration and measures to improve stability in our universities.
A four-year course must take four years. Our young people deserve to complete their education on time and get on with their lives. Promise made, Promise Kept
In medical education, we are investing ₦110 billion in rehabilitating 24 medical schools. Annual nursing enrolment has increased from 28,000 to 115,000, while medical and dental enrolment has risen from 5,000 to 12,000.
Nigeria needs more doctors, nurses and other healthcare professionals, and we must build the capacity to train them here at home.
Over one million children who were previously out of school have been returned to learning. We are investing in teacher development, expanding educational opportunities for girls, and implementing a new national curriculum that restores Nigerian History to our classrooms.
Our children must know where we have come from, understand the country they belong to, and be prepared to take responsibility for its future.
I commend the Honourable Minister of Education, Dr Tunji Alausa @DrTunjiAlausa, the Minister of State, Professor Suwaiba Sa’id Ahmad @Suwaiba_Said, and the entire education team @NigEducation for their dedication to this important work.
I am particularly pleased that the team has developed an interactive A–Z of the Nigeria Education Sector Renewal Initiative (NESRI), bringing together the reforms, programmes, achievements and opportunities across our education system.
I invite every Nigerian to visit edu4pbat.ng and explore the A–Z of NESRI.
If you are a parent, find out what opportunities are available for your children. If you are a student, explore the programmes you can benefit from. If you are a teacher, see what support is available.
And if something is not working as it should in your community, I want to hear about it. Your feedback will help us identify problems and address them.
Our journey from reform to opportunities and shared prosperity must begin with education.
The circumstances of a child’s birth should never determine the limits of their ambition. Our responsibility is to give every Nigerian child a fair chance to fulfil their potential.
We have more work to do, and I am determined to see it through.
Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR
President
Muhammad. retweeted
There is a difference between a country that has stopped moving forward and one that is actively moving backwards. The first is stagnation, the second is regression. Sadly, Nigeria,under the APC has become an example of the latter.
Let me put it this way for an easier understanding.
Imagine that in 2016, your income was enough to buy a 10-year-old car, a 2006 model. Ten years later, in 2026, you should at least be able to afford a 2016 model if your financial position has remained the same.
That my good friends would be what I call stagnation.
But imagine that in 2016, you could afford a 2006 model, yet in 2026, you cannot even afford that same 2006 model anymore. Your purchasing power has been so badly eroded that even what was once within your reach is now beyond you.
That is what I'll call regression.
And sadly that is the tragedy of our beloved country, Nigeria. We are not simply standing still, we are losing ground, watching yesterday's modest comforts become today's luxuries.
But this decline is not irreversible. Nigerians must understand that bad leadership is not a life sentence.
We have the power to change our country's direction, and that power lies in our votes. Voting out incompetent and corrupt leaders is not just a political choice, it is a national responsibility. If we want to save Nigeria, we must stop rewarding those destroying it.
Muhammad. retweeted
How did we end up with such a diametrical distribution of morons in Nigeria? This one seems to have no idea what happens in societies where people actually use their brains.
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The Story Behind This Picture
There is an interesting story behind this picture. It was taken during the Future Investment Initiative (FII) Summit in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, in October 2021. On the sidelines of the Summit, late President Muhammadu Buhari was scheduled to hold a bilateral meeting with the Crown Prince Muhammad bin Salman at his Al‑Yamamah Palace.
As expected, the President’s advance team had already departed from the hotel to prepare for the meeting. We were seated in our media vehicle, waiting for Baba to come down so we could proceed to the Palace. Then, a sudden signal came through that the Crown Prince had requested that Baba remain at the hotel; he would come to personally meet him there because he said Baba was like a father to him.
Within minutes, the entire hotel was overtaken by Saudi security. The Managing Director of the hotel, along with his entire senior management team, came down to personally oversee preparations and receive the Crown Prince. I asked one of the Saudi protocol officers about the unusual gesture and he explained that “For the Crown Prince to leave his Palace and come to a hotel to meet a visiting leader, it means he holds your President in the highest possible regard.” The hotel staff also confirmed that such a thing had never happened before in the hotel’s history.
Muhammad. retweeted
BREAKING:
Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan’s Senate, becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history.
I see some of the qualities and political instincts that made Barack Obama such a compelling political figure in Abdul El-Sayed.
Perhaps 2028 will give America its first Muslim president, in shaa Allah.
What I particularly admire is his refusal to be apologetic about his faith. A Muslim should never have to treat his identity as a liability to be accepted in public life.
Muhammad. retweeted
BREAKING: Democrat Abdul El-Sayed beats Mike Rogers in US Senate election in Michigan, becoming the first Muslim elected to the Senate.
I picked up this book intending to skim through the introduction, but got so engrossed that I ended up finishing the first chapter..
Muhammad. retweeted
You have a very low tolerance for scrutiny
I pray you also get grey hair
Amen
Aja, you are an irresponsible man for putting words in my mouth. Shameless too. You are no better than the average Obidient, just one with grey hair.
You can quote what I said years ago, word for word. I stand by all of it. So aren't you ashamed to misquote what I said only days ago, on video?
At no time have I denied that corruption is a Nigerian problem. Pretending I did is exactly what makes you a bad faith actor.
This insincerity is the bane of the Obidient campaign. Nigerians see it, and they will punish it in January.
You say Nigeria isn't poor, then spend the rest of your post explaining why Nigeria is poor. You must think you are talking to a fellow Obidient.
Engaging you has been a waste of time. Get out of my face. Goodbye Aja. Alele out of here!
PS: To the patriotic Nigerian reading, this is the video he misquoted intentionally. Liars this lot.