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Talokanda
Joined January 2021
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The Earth-1113 family by @pomelo_pot β™₯️
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anyways my james bond theo james
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a crow look like a raven till a raven pull up, them shits look like dinosaurs
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The audacity of people talking out the side of their neck and saying that this woman is not beautiful.
Lupita Nyong'o as Clytemnestra in The Odyssey πŸ’œ
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theo daddy james saying he’s thankful for the midterms iktr πŸ’™
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um theo says we can expect an incredibly h0rny duke in s3
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see how a mexican healed her? exactly.
Ariana Grande challenges her boyfriend Ricky to guess which r.e.m. beauty lip product she’s wearing in a new video.
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it is absolutely crucial to be comfortable with your natural face enough to not wear makeup and the easiest way to do that is to not wear it daily
People who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?
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lupita has such great chemistry with everyone because this and helena and menelaus were that real dark romance shit
agamemnon and clytemnestra
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oh them NDA’s are EXPIRING 😭😭😭😭
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A-tisket, a-tasket, who’s feeling horny for a man made of basket? 🧺
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"os clichΓͺs sΓ£o chatos" Eu quando o casamento arranjado comeΓ§a a dar certo
"os clichΓͺs sΓ£o chatos" eu quando eles tem que fingir um namoro
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A-tisket, a-tasket, who’s feeling horny for a man made of basket? 🧺
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using ur phone while the hairdresser does your hair
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Community college is a great way to kick start higher education without paying a leg and an arm. I will die on this hill.
Community college will have you doing group projects with a 70yo man, a drug dealer, and a former London police officer
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Tenoch, sir! 🫠
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Now I’m seeing people talk about how gorgeous and sexy Lupita was in The Odyssey. That gif made my plan work 😌 she’s literally been haunting me since July β€” her scenes as Clytemnestra inspired Ikati. Love love love her
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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