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J

@barelyhermes

Trojan Horse

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Joined November 2015
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o fato da tinashe ter colocado o áudio desse vídeo em melatonin é tão especial pra mim
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Only acknowledged “Ladies” booooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅
Big Smoke - (@Skepta) profile pictureBig Smoke -
@SkeptaOct 28
The ladies call me this on a regular lol fuck a magazine validation 🚯
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When a gay guy with fewer followers than me won't follow back it's like omg girl we're both khias
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My savings account and i, i really don't know who is saving who.
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Me encanta la carta de Kafka a Milena cuando dijo: «Te encontré y me reconcilié con el mundo, perdoné a los ausentes y excusé a todos los que partieron; desde que te encontré, veo que nada merece la ira salvo tu ausencia».
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Beyoncé on building ‘Cécred’: “I had a vision to build something that solved real problems and performed so incredibly that the people who can’t stand my music still use Cécred, haaaa! … because it works.”
Image from Pop Base (@PopBase)
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Image from Literature (@Literatureomar)
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Married men scrub that upper lip real good before they head back home to their wives.
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Me after spreading my hole open at the orgy
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Not to be annoying but im really shocked that guys are praising and calling him a legend for dating multiple women and they were just calling another female star a ho fpr less of the same
ISK (@IyegereS) profile pictureISK
@IyegereSOct 23
google this guy’s dating history, just google it and see
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I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow.
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North West & Natalie Nunn kinda chewed.
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i usually say make it spit for mommy
🍸 (@martinimeplease) profile picture🍸@martinimepleaseOct 22
Telling him “Let me see you nut.” is crazy or nah?
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The tweet got to family members . Im getting whacked rn for this
J (@barelyhermes) profile pictureJ@barelyhermesOct 22
My own mother is literally warped into deep religious psychosis.. its so sad. Like what do you mean your fraud village preacher has been crashing at your house for weeks?? You go to work and he is seated on your couch all day watching youtube AI slop and getting fed.
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Sex with open relationship/marriage folk is so wild bcs there is an imbalance of commitment. You fuck them so good enough to make them hate how their partner gives it up but they fuck like they are trying to carry back some to go nut for home, not exhausting all the reserve
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Image from 阿莫尔 ✮ (@amorprnt)
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There is something about a good haircut that feels like your barber is making love to your head.
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My dad passed & there’s been crazy talk about “witchcraft” bcs coincidentally everything’s been falling apart. The preacher is obvi using my mum as a cash cow. But leave it alone to men on this post to act weird. Not only do they make scenarios about their women getting railed..
J (@barelyhermes) profile pictureJ@barelyhermesOct 22
My own mother is literally warped into deep religious psychosis.. its so sad. Like what do you mean your fraud village preacher has been crashing at your house for weeks?? You go to work and he is seated on your couch all day watching youtube AI slop and getting fed.
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but they are in this case fantasizing on my behalf about my mum getting the same . They are all up in here calling me a naive lil bih like i dont know what im talking about
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If you ever see a buff man being insane and ugly and cringe and wonder “who is this for” just know that the answer is ALWAYS gay guys
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