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Sarah B.

@bartsnz

An optimistic hermit on your left. She/her. 🇳🇿🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 "Those who lack humour are without judgement & should not be trusted with anything." - Clive James

 Wellington, Aotearoa
Joined May 2010
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Just a reminder that Diane Calvert doesn’t like it when women use their own voices, and calls for an apology if she doesn’t agree. stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/ne…
Embroidery turns nasty at Wellington City Council

Embroidery turns nasty at Wellington City Council

Councillors' latest spat involves cross-stitch and harsh language.

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Meep Mama made that cross stitch and I know she’d totally haunt me if I didn’t say anything
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Luxon’s dumbass school lunch line has driven me back to Txitter. #marmite
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“WHAT U DOING? WESTLEY HELP”
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My fuzzy hoodie is now officially Zelda’s blanket.
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Westley is suuuuuper subtle when he wants tummy rubs
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Say cheese
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I’m looking after the dogs tonight which means there shall be Westley cuddles! (And Zelda judgement.)
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11th hour, 11th Day, 11th Month.
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Zelda is incredulous that I’m still unpacking months after moving in. “Bitch, you live like this?”
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i dont even return emails, texts, or phone calls of people i like
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In other news, Westley has a ridiculously swishy tail. 😍
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– at Sydney, New South Wales
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Very glad we are dog sitting tonight. All curled up on E’s bed. Thinking of you guys. ❤️
Two darling dogs lying on a bed

ALT Two darling dogs lying on a bed

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Ok. Baby Jean with baby beans
an extremely small tortoiseshell kitten. One yellow furry hind foot is lifted to show her tiny pink toe beans

ALT an extremely small tortoiseshell kitten. One yellow furry hind foot is lifted to show her tiny pink toe beans

unikittycorn (@tamarin) profile pictureunikittycorn@tamarin5 Nov 2024
Replying to @JortsTheCat
@JortsTheCat if you happen to have any more tiny Jean content everyone's mental health would appreciate it 😬😬😬
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Fantastic PR work from Scout Walz. Wonder if he hired Jen BARKley.
Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) profile pictureTim Walz
@Tim_Walz14 Aug 2024
Thanks @VogueMagazine for making our dog Scout a cover model. Let’s hope this fame doesn’t go to his head. vogue.com/article/tim-walz-d…
Magazine cover titled "DOGUE" featuring a close-up of the Walz's dog Scout eating an ice cream cone.

ALT Magazine cover titled "DOGUE" featuring a close-up of the Walz's dog Scout eating an ice cream cone.

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Getting #NZ back on track?
Craig Renney (@CLRenney) profile pictureCraig Renney@CLRenney6 Aug 2024
Unemployment Data released by Statistics New Zealand shows the unemployment rate accelerating to 4.6%, and worrying labour market trends that should spur the government into action. A 🧵
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This is awesome! I spotted @dionnewarwick 🤩
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