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it’s coming. i see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire. a war in my name
gonna watch godzilla minus zero in imax for my wife’s birthday tonight instead of anxiously pollwatching
autum! retweeted
The right-wing Anakin posting does make a lot of sense as it combines many of the Right’s core preoccupations: getting groomed; killing your wife; working for an insane, octogenarian tyrant; being hated by your children; losing and dying
if it counted, it would be my #1 movie of 2026 lol
kissed five girls and then got passed around in a circle with three of them taking turns with me #stillgotit
i was doing gilbert gottfried and chris hansen impressions at this halloween party and someone told me they were so attracted to me























