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Phillip McKibbin

@baseballphilmck
Joined February 2021
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Hey, @ubereats. There’s a McDonald’s less than a quarter mile from me. Why the fuck are you sending someone eight miles away to get my order? Who will then have to drive eight more miles to bring the food to me?!
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Oh, my god! Strider gave up a home run?! Who would have guessed?! And ANOTHER home run?! He’s fucking washed. #braves
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Why the fuck does Kim Mulkey dress like SHE’S the star of the show? What a bitch.
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Replying to @UberEats
@UberEats Why the fuck do you let a driver who is twenty minutes away have my order? Your service is shit!
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And now my driver has another stop before me?! It’s been an hour since I ordered! Fuck you!
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Damn. Pretty sure I told @BeaneaterB that I didn’t want Profar back on the #Braves after his first suspension. Now Profar’s suspended again, and Beanz has me blocked. I guess we now know who knows ball.
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Rewatching #GOT. When Ned and Jon parted, he said “The next time we see each other… we’ll talk about your mother.” What do you think he would’ve told him?
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How quickly would I become a millionaire if I started selling instant ramen that filled more than half of the misleading container it comes in?
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Replying to @UberEats
@UberEats My last couple of orders have NOT gone to the nearest store to me. And then you let a dude who was, like, seven miles north of me drive twelve miles to a store that was only two miles from me. But you could have sent the order to a store that was less than a mile away.
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@UberEats You’ve got a seriously fucked up algorithm. Some dude just drove 14 miles, PAST my apartment, only to backtrack to my apartment to make the delivery. Why can’t you fucking get my food to me hot and fresh?
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Good god. How do I explain to a Spotify artist that I hate them and they should stop posting?
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Aaand now Strider is out again…
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Jo Jo Stephens
@mrjojostephens15 Aug 2023
Braves fans: Which of these Atlanta Connect concepts would you most like to see available for purchase? (Vote Below) #ForTheA – at Corbin, KY
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Seattle Mariners
@Mariners21 Jul 2023
✈️ RETWEET TO WIN ✈️ Celebrate Fly, Fly Away Friday by hitting that RT button for a chance to win 50,044 @AlaskaAir miles and a Gameday Package! #FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes atmlb.com/40TsU7X
Retweet to win 50,044 Alaska Airlines miles plus a Mariners Gameday Package (Tickets, Swag & More!)! *Miles are redeemable for Alaska Airlines and oneworld alliance partner flights.

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Colorado Rockies
@Rockies15 Jul 2023
We're wearing our City Connect jerseys for the first time in the second half this season! Retweet this tweet for your chance to win your own City Connect jersey courtesy of @ColoLottery.
A beige graphic with forest green sketching on the graphic. On the top, it reads "Rockies vs Yankees." Under that is a photo of Ryan McMahon wearing the green and white City Connect uniform with Colorado on the jersey and the CO logo on the hat. Under the photo is the Colorado Lottery logo. On the right side of the graphic is the lineup, a sign that says "Welcome to Colorful Colorado" and has a Lark Bunting above the sign. Above the Burrowing Owl it says 07/15/2023 6:10 p.m. MT Coors Field. Rockies vs Yankees Left Field Profar Designated Hitter Bryant Third Base McMahon Catcher Díaz First Base Cron Right Field Jones Shortstop Tovar Second Base Castro Center Field Doyle Right Handed Pitcher Seabold

ALT A beige graphic with forest green sketching on the graphic. On the top, it reads "Rockies vs Yankees." Under that is a photo of Ryan McMahon wearing the green and white City Connect uniform with Colorado on the jersey and the CO logo on the hat. Under the photo is the Colorado Lottery logo. On the right side of the graphic is the lineup, a sign that says "Welcome to Colorful Colorado" and has a Lark Bunting above the sign. Above the Burrowing Owl it says 07/15/2023 6:10 p.m. MT Coors Field. Rockies vs Yankees Left Field Profar Designated Hitter Bryant Third Base McMahon Catcher Díaz First Base Cron Right Field Jones Shortstop Tovar Second Base Castro Center Field Doyle Right Handed Pitcher Seabold

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Seattle Mariners
@Mariners14 Jul 2023
✈️ RT to WIN our GRAND PRIZE ✈️ Fly, Fly Away Friday is reaching new heights after @JRODshow44’s memorable week! Hit that RT button for a chance to win our Grand Prize: 50,044 @AlaskaAir miles, a signed baseball and a visit to BP. atmlb.com/40TsU7X #FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes
Retweet to win a Grand Prize! 50,044 Alaska Airlines miles, plus: a Julio signed baseball and a batting practice experience. *Miles are redeemable for Alaska Airlines and oneworld alliance partner flights.

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I hope @TimmyTrumpet was on repeat as those sad-ass Mets fans walked out of Truist Park tonight.
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Who wants to help me find the Heredia clip of him just saying “Braise” over and over again?
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Damn, listening to @PeterMoylan talk on the radio about how much he cheated makes me wonder how much I could have achieved if I had also been a cheater.
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#braves Twitter has a new rallying cry. It’s no longer “Bohm never touched the plate”. It’s “Alonso never touched the plate”.
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Ian Anderson killed the bullpen advantage. #braves MIGHT get lucky and win one of the next three. Starters? Advantage Mets. Braves needed to deplete the Mets bullpen without throwing out their own. Fail.
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