“the customer is always right” actually i think the customer is about to get my entire foot up their ass
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started recording to comment on how beautiful and radiant he looked and then i got hypnotized and forgot to end it
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It fucks me up the Dave hot chicken font looks the same as the revenge font like shit I got the Dave’s hot chicken font on my back 😭😭😭😭
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today i learned gee accidentally shattered a 3,000 dollar teleprompter on stage the other night
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hes done... time fo r me to go bed
#mcrtwt
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i’m listening to revenge front to back for the first time in a while and i forgot how good it is wow wow wow
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everyone being in LA rn feels like i’m trapped in a moat cell and my nurse isn’t even sexy 😭😭😭
who wants to mail trade their ieroween goodies for leftover tiny franks i have from mcrnyc 😢😢 i’ll throw in bracelets too if you want… the franks look like this
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in case anyone needs a refresher: you can paste a fics URL into the wayback machine and read it as if you are on AO3. only catch is that newer fics are less likely to be archived.
I HOPE I DIEEEEE WHAT IS HALLOWEEN WITHOUT FANFIC
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