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canyon

@batblush

just a cyberpunk npc

 stolen land | PNW
Joined April 2020
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I would rather have a long-term partner obliterate my brain stem with a captive bolt gun designed for cattle than sit me down to ask if we can open the relationship
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you’ll fall in love with a man on monday and find out he jerks off to his coworkers instagram pics on tuesday so don’t get too comfortable
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“go to hell” is basic. “i hope you get into bioware rpgs super late, EA gets sold to saudi arabia less than a year later, and then bioware is shut down completely and mass effect 5 is canceled" is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. it's happened to me.
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The partner that cheated didn’t think about all of this before cheating btw
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@cas_ReloadedOct 12
“i would never forgive cheating” sounds very confident until you actually have to decide what to do with 15 years of marriage, three children, a mortgage and a person you still love.
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✧@northstardollOct 12
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if i were to be a night city resident i’d probably be one of those people V runs over
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the only time straight men wanna dismantle the patriarchy is when the topic is them paying for dates and taking out the trash LMFAOO
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Whatever Korra did they all deserved it
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⟢ ⟣@vamptactOct 11
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e taylor@erinisawayOct 11
I want to be romantic but whenever I try to be vulnerable I get shot so
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cuando un hombre dice “si yo fuera mujer seria bien puta” pienso… bro, no tienes q ser mujer para follarte hombres, be free
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SHAYO@shyosznOct 10
I hope Noah block yo ass.
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@OVYrctOct 10
you fell in love with what you thought we could be. that’s not really my fault
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los hombres son tan putitos que se les hace normal coger en la primera cita pero regalar flores es un suicidio para ellos
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men are having a really hard time accepting the fact that they need to do some inner work and behave differently
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"Scientist with a gun" is a really underrated character design choice. We really don't see enough of them nowadays
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i don’t suck the dicks of losers, which basically means i don’t suck dick at all 😇
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it’s always “she was crazy” and never “i lied to her a million fvcking times”
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@thrluvOct 6
wearing a bra doesn’t align with who i am as a person
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Lying to someone to gain access to them is predatory behavior, especially when the deception is meant to bypass their boundaries, manipulate their choices, or undermine informed consent.
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