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Founder & CEO of Aussie proptech platform ‘Kolmeo’, and wine app Somm&Cellar. Blues fan, burger addict

Australia
Joined February 2011
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Nailed it. It’s become junk at best.
LinkedinBrain has poisoned how people think about business. Post-hoc, low context, perfect information analysis presented with absolutely no view of execution complexity or trade-offs. Designed for clout and to sell fractional services than to present unique insight. Painful.
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Yikes. A masterpiece of an ad.
Volvo posted a 3 min and 46 second ad on Instagram, shot by Hoyte Van Hoytema, the cinematographer of Interstellar and Oppenheimer. It goes against every single rule you can think about as a social lead. Length. Format. Over-produced. Every comment under the ad said it immediately put Volvo in their consideration set. It's fucking fantastic.
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The idea that renting should be just as good as homeowning is key to our work at Better Renting, so we're excited about this report from @AHURI_research. More Aussies are renting for longer; they shouldn't have to wait until they can buy to feel like real life has begun.
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Scott Bateman retweeted
We have to do better for renters - starting with longer leases & better conditions. But also by giving renters pathways to home ownership: through rent to buy, help to buy or other schemes. Most of all we need a plan for migration & an ⬆️ in 🏠 supply. abc.net.au/news/2024-11-12/r…
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We are fortunate to work with so many agencies who care about the renters they serve and understand that the benefits of payments tech should not be at the renter’s expense. Some great changes have now been announced that bans charging renters fees at all premier.vic.gov.au/more-righ…
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This Craigslist ad for a 1999 Toyota Corolla is a masterclass in copywriting.
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This is spot on. It’s the problem with looking at high performers in your field and simply trying to mimic what they do expecting the same outcome.
Survivorship bias means most people who hold themselves up as examples of what we all can achieve are instead ignoring that luck/circumstance was their major benefactor. Every "I believed and so I did" hides scores of others whose experience was "I believed and I was wrong".
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This is a pretty massive CX flex
Severe storms forecast in Sydney late this afternoon to impact flights. Qantas will use an Airbus A380 from Melbourne to Sydney to help get customers on their way. More information: bit.ly/48uCz8h
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Interesting. ‘Disruption’ rarely looks as disruptive when those companies have to achieve profitability. Uber is a shadow of its former self from a customer point of view so that it can do this. I’d argue it’s now worse than taxis were more often than not.
Business travel in 2024: Decent, direct flight: $139 Hotel room: $145 Round trip Uber from the airport to your hotel in the worst looking car you’ve seen in your life with a guy yelling to his cousin on speakerphone for 44 minutes: $176
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Midjourney version 6 was released two hours ago, and it's incredible. I compared it to the previous version 5.2 across 15 very different image categories. Here are the results:
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Kudos @VirginAustralia . Checked my bag and even though I had disembarked quickly this little gem popped straight up with my bag waiting. Can’t believe how seamlessly this happened. Terrific experience 🙌
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😂😂😂 up the baggers!!!!
“Wow. Is it like this every year cos I am so in. MY GOD.” 😂 Here for @robbiewilliams’ epic Tom De Koning tribute and Vossy bop 🔈
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Scott Bateman retweeted
“DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!” @AndyMaherDFA led our Blues Radio call of Blake Acres’ goal and Carlton’s incredible Semi Final win 💙💙💙 #AFLDeesBlues
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Scott Bateman retweeted
More than 1 in 20 Australian households are not having their housing needs met reveals research by ⁦@UNSWCityFutures⁩ That’s why we need to #BuildSocialHousing (lots) #LaborConference23
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How is someone this quick 😂😂
It had to be a sub that sunk the French. #FIFAWomensWorldCup2023
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Between 2021 and 2022, there were only 630 net additional social houses built. At that rate of construction, it will take over 80 years to house all the people on the waiting list. We need urgent and sustained investment in social housing across NSW.
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This is a terrific bit of work with a series of important recommendations for improving rent tech. It’s also soul destroying to see Kolmeo referred to as a ‘payment app’ 😩@DRWaus we’d love to have you see what Kolmeo is and why we are building it if you’d ever like to meet us.
Over the past year we've been doing a lot of advocacy for renters' digital rights and for the regulation of RentTech. With federal and state-based inquiries underway, we've put together a small explainer with links to our work and other resources: digitalrightswatch.org.au/20…
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Love. This.
This French ad for the Women's World Cup is brilliant.
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One of the most accurate things I’ve seen on twitter! Building Kolmeo has been CRAZY hard. Every founder I know has similar horror stories. Big ideas take huge sacrifice.
Pretty much every entrepreneur I've talked to, no matter how simple and wonderful their business is, thinks it's the worst, most stressful dumpster fire, that could go out of business at any moment. Everything is hard behind the scenes.
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This is really well put. It’s also why most good business schools use case studies to show how hard attribution is when studying things that work (or don’t) rather than prescribing nonsense like ‘follow these 5 steps’ type of frameworks or advice
This is extremely my view on advice giving and taking world.hey.com/jason/advice-e…
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