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Anyone remember the bit in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets when Dumbledore cancels the exams and then replaces them with a magical algorithm that sees Hermione fail because she’s a Mudblood?
#AlevelResults #alevels2020 @jk_rowling
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Michelle Mone must be removed from the House of Lords and be made to repay the £187 million she owes the taxpayers. Michelle Mone and her husband, Doug Barrowman, should be in jail for fraud.
RT if you agree.
Would love to see you have a crack at this @DaftLimmy
Especially the talent round at 12.30
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It looks like Princess Peach’s derrière is the digital version of Amanda Holden’s arse.
@dank_ackroyd
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Get yourself to The Range @dank_ackroyd. Press the button, he falls through the bar. Recreate the greatest comedy moment of all time, whenever you feel like it.
Bereavement - press the button.
Lose your job - press the button.
Realise you’re still on less than 100 followers - …
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I know I’m old. When I saw that Katie Price picture, my first thoughts were of the Bristol Stool Scale.
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I was reminded that I saw the late great Sarah Harding in this monstrosity and thought of you @dank_ackroyd
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I also thought you might enjoy the amazing original song for the movie recorded by Denise Van Outen. The video for which shows “hilarious” clips from the motion picture. They don’t do movie publicity like this since Bula Quo.
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Seems to be more calls than ever to “break the system” and “stand up to the ruling elite” now that it looks like Labour will get in. 🤔
I think the time for this was about ten years ago, can we at least give the other guys a chance?
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