𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒊𝒆

Found a note.

Container full of candy for tomorrow outside the door.

He is a busy supe.

Sits with a beer in his hand.

Obey Bombsight.

"I doubt you have. You were inside your father's ballsac when I was alive. I have many years more experience than you."

“Why the fuck did you send me an eggplant? Do you need a recipe?”

"I am older than you. From what I have been told, a stern handling is required to deal with those who can't follow the rules."

Robbie, holding out the other end: “Grab the end. Don’t ask questions.”

I will put you in time out.

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗼𝗳 @VoughtsFirst this morning before heading out. 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘪𝘵. Might even be his 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲.

“I like watching those cute cat videos. I thought thats what the internet was made for.”

Not a damn word.

𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨: 𝙍𝙪𝙣𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 — and he’s accepting very personal arrivals. Clearance granted for one lucky passenger to come in hot, land hard, and stayover for the night. 🛬 ⚠️ Warning: expect rough turbulence, poor decisions, and absolutely no personal space during landing procedures.

I won't disappoint you.

I won't expect you to. I'll be disappointed if you did.

Hmm, I have ideas. A dinner with me.

And if he wins?

Bombsight isn’t 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲. Call him an 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲? Fine. Call him 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴? Accurate. Call him 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁? 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. You’ve just turned 5'8" into everybody’s problem.

Random people taking pictures of him.