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Joined December 2025
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Jeeps are larping hummers and broncos are larping jeeps larping hummers
Will Wood fan who listens to That Handsome Devil like a North Korean who vacations in Beijing and chooses to go back
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accidentally fell asleep with my contacts in woke up and thought jesus healed my vision
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No thanks metrolist
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Insane that there's an entire government funded career dedicated to assaulting minorities and killing your pets, and it has massive public support and protesting its funding gets you arrested
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I hate contacts bro. "Here, take this incredibly slippery, perfectly clear, tiny little squishy thing, and insert it into the most sensitive part of your body while not being able to see. And don't drop it or putting it in will make you go blind."
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Abandoning the idea of class struggle for two minutes and fifty-two seconds in order to properly enjoy "Why Don't You Get A Job?" By The Offspring
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Gay people piss me off wth does this shit have to do with THD
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I tweet for the same reason drug addicts speak to themselves in front of you
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Listening to Ten by Pearl Jam while looking at pictures of Eddie Vedder from 1991 and it's making me Feel Things
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You can tell if someone's on woke 1 or 2 by whether they say "straight white men" or "cishet males"
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"I'm here to vote for the Hamas and kill America party"
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Conservatives being "scared" after Kirk gives the same vibe as that building in Minneapolis evacuating during 9/11. I think you're good bro
Americans be like: “My name is Christian Burger”
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The way she's covering the candle and cropping out the microwave clock to hide that she was only up there for two minutes
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Chinese Premier Mao Zedong suffers organ failure and falls into a coma, though he is reportedly still alive.
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People are on tiktok traumabonding over bedtime and ipads
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At a certain point I believe these surgeries totally work but only because women will approach you in hopes you will explain what terrible accident caused you to look like that
This looksmaxxer spent over $40k on surgery since he always got rejected by girls 😳🤯 Before vs After
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Yo what the hell is fyde doing on my computer
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I fucked up. This is a Chromebook.
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