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lover of all things cutler

Joined July 2009
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The guy I pay to pick up poop in my back yard just found out I don't have pets.
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onion article from 3 hours ago
#TexasSenate Sean Spicer’s sources claim that Haley Stevens is set to endorse Ken Paxton
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yeah this is insane lmao
The Milwaukee Brewers' championship was 57 years in the making -- and it came together in spectacular fashion. Free at ESPN, the inside story of how it happened, from a late July declaration to a bus that everyone boarded to a whole lot of rally heaters. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/5029…
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UPDATE: Brandon Woodruff To Pitch Ninth Inning of World Series Game 3
Brandon Woodruff To Undergo Season-Ending Shoulder Surgery mlbtraderumors.com/2026/07/b…
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Brewers in 4
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Claude cannot drink 17 beers at the work happy hour
claude can basically do anything for you now. literally anything.
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Is it time to trade Jackson Chourio? "I would trade him." - @espnhomer "I am 3 years away from even thinking about putting him in any trade." - John Anderson ICYMI: linktr.ee/homerhour @ESPNMilwaukee @ESPNbd #Brewers #ThisIsMyCrew
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Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart
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[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom] "Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening." "Alright. Just a sec."
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thinking about posting this in two days but doing it now incase i forget
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Oops! Another right winger forgot to switch to their alt
Replying to @AOC
Moderate Democrat of color here. I don't support Trump, but I think the SAVE Act would be good for our democracy.
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Me normally: ACAB Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:
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Edward Norton: "You're not on the spectrum, shut up" and the Silicon Valley trend that aggravates him Host: "It occurred to me, do you think you're neurodivergent at all" "Not in a claimable you know, nameable way... this is a pet peeve" "I may not be right about this but I feel like Silicon Valley has done a lot of cool things and a lot of really negative things to our society" "One of the ones that I find kind of aggravating what is I would call the romanticization of like the idea of being on the spectrum" "You get all these people who are just basically assholes wanting to credit that to them being on the spectrum it's like you're not on the spectrum, shut up" "Like you know stop it and don't do that, don't casually" Host: "Write off all your bad behaviour" "Yeah and also don't casually try to claim as a superpower a thing that for a lot of people is a real thing"
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TAXPAYER FUNDED GENDER AFFIRMING CARE?!?!
Hegseth says that DOD will offer "testosterone deficiency" screening for soldiers 30 and older. "If treatment is recommended, it's entirely your choice to receive testosterone replacement therapy," Hegseth says.
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Rashad McCants talks about the interaction between Kevin Garnett and Wally Szczerbiak that ultimately led to Wally being traded. ⸻ #RashadMcCants #KevinGarnett #WallySzczerbiak #MinnesotaTimberwolves #NBATalk
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“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts” — #WorldCup announcer on Fox 👀
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dawg i FUCKIN LOVE pointing at a store and telling people what store used to be there a couple years ago
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DELETE RIGHT NOW!
What a crocodile looks like, underwater
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My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper
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Deer call World Championship 2026 in Germany
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