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Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
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rip verified brandon, 2016-2023, you definitely deserved that blue checkmark
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hey what the hell
we are workshopping a new New York scary guy. his name is Halloween Hal. he lives in the basement of the Capitol Building and is a Libra. pls let us know what you think. thank you.
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love that people are rediscovering utms
Your X links are snitching on you. - s=46 means iPhone - s=20 means desktop Some people now see an "a=" code too, reportedly tied to their account. Delete everything after the "?" before you share. Example below 👇
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man i miss circles on here because that is the only way i'd post the results of that political beliefs meme
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whatever result would make you the maddest............. it's that.
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(not a chud tho)
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people are acting like this isn't the exact shift millennial men have made over the last 14 years. sooo many of my straight friends have gone through the edgy early-20s to supportive liberal late-30s pipeline.
CollegeHumor in 2012: the 5 ways you get your dick sucked in college Dropout in 2026: We asked 3 softspoken millenial men to improvise how they'd hold your hand as you come out to your parents as bisexual
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oh this is going to make me even more of a snob
Want to know if a spot is owned by private equity? I made this to help you find out. isitownedbyprivateequity.com
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big nostaliga vortex happening in the group chat rn when we all collectively realized that we may never be at music hall of williamsburg ever again
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boo-rando retweeted
NATHAN FIELDER Now do you understand what the principal and the superintendent are arguing about? You just saw him climb out the window to buy hamburgers across the street ELIZABETH HOLMES They're ... they're talking past each other? BILLY EVANS Ok, let's stop tape right here
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There's a guy on tiktok doing musical parodies with the Muppets. But he always changes the lyrics to add frog puns. It drives me crazy. If Kermit the Frog was playing Jean Valjean, he wouldn't be adding random puns about how he is a frog. He's an actor and a professional
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absolutely the hell not. the real answer is “are you there god? it’s me margaret” or almost any philip roth novel
No one from NJ feels that the state is “linked” the Long Island. Never mind that there is a Fitzgerald novel set in actual NJ!
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there will be multiple incidents where someone uses the roadster to try to jump in front of traffic at a light and it will land on a pedestrian or other traffic
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're your prediction for 2027 marnie
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hannah is a deeply-involved hudson valley resistance mom marnie is still single, has a jewelery business, lives out in maplewood, nj shosh is a founder, splits time between sf and ny jessa is full maha, moved to south carolina
Lena Dunham is officially reviving "Girls” at HBO for a five-episode season. • Dunham will return alongside original cast members Allison Williams, Jemima Kirke, Zosia Mamet and Andrew Rannells all returning. • Production is set to begin in 2027, 10 years after the Season 6 finale. • Lena Dunham said in a statement: “We always said we would only return to GIRLS if there was a specific story we were burning to tell. I've missed these characters, but for a long time I couldn’t quite picture them in the present day. Then, right around my fortieth birthday, they started talking to me in the shower. And, as you may remember, once this fivesome starts talking it’s pretty hard to get them to stop… It’s rare that you get the chance to return to something that changed your life with the gift of hindsight and a whole new level of gratitude and understanding. I love these girls (and boy), our friends at HBO, and all the people who have continued to discover the show and remind us afresh why we do this, which is the joy of being together… and the chance to wear yellow mesh…." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHWD0
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the great thing about wearing a bolo to a wedding is that you find the other 30something dudes who also wore bolos and now you’re all in this wonderful fraternity of bolo guys
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golden rule: if you see a terrible nyc take, always check the profile before you engage
>sees some nyc bagel ratings rage bait >checks profile >sf tech guy
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>sees some nyc bagel ratings rage bait >checks profile >sf tech guy
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