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New neighbors down the hall started smoking at 7am. So at 8am I started burning Nag Champa. It’s like a damn hippie-off in this place.

Current mood: making direct eye contact with pedestrians while singing Gangsta’s Paradise at top volume. You’re welcome. Fool.

I'd like to know why my mail carrier couldn't deliver packages when they have a key to the building. What's the use in using @USPS at all

Asked for a double double with a turbo shot. Got the sweetest, most undrinkable garbage ever. I'm not coming back here again @DunkinDonuts

Well shit Donnie, there goes your Ford endorsement. money.cnn.com/2016/09/15/new…

"this was an abnormal event" just say it. It was a shitshow. #Debates2016

I'm screaming at the tv "JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION" #windbags #justshutup #debates2016

It's not nice?? ARE WE IN KINDERGARTEN?! #Debates2016

Aw gee, he wants accolades for making a choice to stfu just one time #Debates2016

Lester just reached back and slapped that audience like a pissed off mom in the front seat of the car. #Debates2016

He means she doesn't have a penis, Lester. #Debates2016

Fuck, Lester, grow a pair and tell them no when they keep wanting to respond. #Debates2016

One of the few things I agree with Hillary on #keephimawayfromthenukes #Debates2016

I just heard Hillary "TEEHEE" on the temperament comment #Debates2016

Fuck. nitter.cf/buzzfeed/status/780592…