✨professional lurker, occasional horndog✨ INFJ-T❄️ Hedonistic little slut😈 Bit of a yapper🤏🏾Even if it makes others uncomfortable, I will love who I am.💞
The Bahamas
Joined July 2011
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Melanated Monarch👸🏾🇧🇸 retweeted
Maybe I'm too generous but I would want my Best Friend to enjoy the flight with me.
It's all about the EXPERIENCE.
But..Hey, I dont count other people pockets either so that's that🤷🏾♀️
Melanated Monarch👸🏾🇧🇸 retweeted
On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing…
In my head, I’m 35.
At a concert, I’m 25
After 10pm, I’m 72.
Getting up off the floor, I’m 93.
When someone makes me mad, I’m 2
BUT-
When an 80’s song comes on,
I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover
🤪
Melanated Monarch👸🏾🇧🇸 retweeted
My cousin out here mad at the world because his own daugther refused to tell him she was sexually assaulted in school because how he has defended men and bashed women who have been sexualy abused. People need to watch what they say around people especially kids.
Melanated Monarch👸🏾🇧🇸 retweeted
Things I fuck with about Twitter:
No contact syncing
Nobody knows you checked their profile
Nobody knows when you’re online
Congratulations are so easy to say
Fastest place to know what’s happening in the world
You can bookmark privately
You can mute people without unfollowing
Random tweets can lead to real opportunities
Twitter gets on my nerves sometimes but I can’t lie, I fuck with it
acabei de me deparar com um tiktok falando que sua relação com você mesmo não pode girar em torno de melhorar. que em algum momento é preciso gostar de quem você é agora ao invés de esperar se tornar outra pessoa pra começar a desfrutar da própria vida.
Melanated Monarch👸🏾🇧🇸 retweeted
No, Twitter No quiero sincronizar mis contactos. Es más, si es posible, no quiero ni que sospechen que tengo Twitter.
Melanated Monarch👸🏾🇧🇸 retweeted
PSA: just go ahead & put that Christmas tree up now & turn it into a ghost 👻🫶🏼
Melanated Monarch👸🏾🇧🇸 retweeted
Meu tio perdeu quase todos os filhos numa chacina e ficou super protetor com o filho que sobreviveu. Anos depois, meu primo PCD brigou com ele, saiu escondido e foi sequestrado. Meu tio largou tudo e foi atrás dele com uma conhecida que tinha problema de memória.
Melanated Monarch👸🏾🇧🇸 retweeted
Someone said: You really can’t scare off a guy who’s genuinely into you, you could literally throw a rock at him and he’d still be like, “damn, she must’ve had a rough day."
