Surfing Boomer who bought a house in Hawaii for $179,000 in 1990 that is now worth $5.6 million. I have: Jacked Tacoma with racks; 14 surfboards; no mortgage.
Honolulu, Hawaii
Joined August 2023
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The neighbors are all dressed up in costumes and having a party, so I did what any boomer would do and reported them to the police.
Is it me, or does the arch remind you of Stonehenge in the movie “Spinal Tap”?
Just saying, the last two times my 401k took a dump, Donald Trump was President. Somebody’s getting rich, but it ain’t us.
Leon Musk retweeted
Not an Immigrant,
Not a Drag Queen,
Not a Trans or member of the LGBTQ Community…
Just another Piece Of Shit Pedophile MAGA Republican.
What do you think Greg Bovino’s wife looks like? Describe her without looking it up. I’ll go first.
Greg Bovino’s wife is shorter than him and was forced into Gymnastics by her parents until she hurt her back. She wears nothing but REI hiking gear, and has a pixie haircut.
Leon Musk retweeted
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Leon Musk retweeted
I have a feeling Vice President James Donald Bowman aka @JDVance won’t like this meme @StephenAtHome created for @colbertlateshow.
THIS IS BULLSHIT because @Riley_Gaines_ actually tied a dude for 5th place which is a tremendous accomplishment!
What would be really cool would be if this happened because of a “Stuxnet” type of operation planted years ago.
Leon Musk retweeted
Elon Musk's X post offering $1M to petition signers for a Wisconsin talk raises ethical concerns. It ties to Tesla's lawsuit against a state law, suggesting a conflict of interest in influencing a judicial election. His $20M+ spending and incentives like $100 to sign hint at buying support, potentially undermining democracy.
