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Lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank

London, England
Joined April 2007
🏆 Clubman of the Year 2026 R E Haddock Trophy: Ben Brook Five. Times. Sets up, packs down, sends 400 WhatsApps a week, and has now won Clubman more often than anyone in club history. At this point the R E Haddock Trophy has its own shelf in his shed. … instagr.am/p/DfHqv24COlO/
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Wales couldn’t wear Red against the Irish’ Green because of colour blindness and yet this isn’t a kit clash?! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested! My initial reaction to this historic day in Royal history.
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Football's BEST VAR Moments
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65 for Brooky (@benbrook) - Sunday 1s XI vs Captain Scott Invitational XI on Sunday 07 September - putneycricketclub.com/player…
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Ben Brook retweeted
On This Day: In 1974, Leeds sacked Brian Clough after just 1 win in 44 days in charge at Elland Road. Leeds chairman Manny Cussins stated that the majority of the Leeds players "seemed to criticise the tactics, training and so forth of Mr. Clough." lufcdata.com/managers
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You have to hand it to any format that has Ravi Bopara bowling at both ends
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To celebrate the true start of Christmas - the @paddypower World Darts Championship - we hosted a darts tournament for the fans to win the ultimate darts experience. ... but we sent in a few famous faces undercover 👀
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For anyone interested in the truth about that appalling incident in the Long Room at Lord's recently involving the Australian team. #Cricket #TheAshes – at Brasília, Brazil
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In Tungsten B, newcomer Ben takes a maiden title, and remains unbeaten, with Diane a close second. Elliot with a good showing in third spot.
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Our current season concludes at the end of April, so register your interest now to join the biggest and best singles darts league in London! Season 26 starts in May...
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Brook scores his first Test runs one-handed. Very Bazball.
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As far as I’m aware, our club volunteers don’t want acknowledgment via love, gifts and general acclaim. They simply want to be engaged in light horseplay, to be treated with natural contempt, and to have a space to safely sustain their (often rampant) alcoholism.
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P&O Ferries furloughed 1400 of its staff during the pandemic, costing the taxpayer £10m. They also asked us for a £150m bailout. Its parent company then paid out £250m to shareholders. Now pandemic's over, they're sacking the British staff we supported. rmt.org.uk/news/rmt-calls-fo…
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I have never been to Nandos. I let people know that I have never been to Nandos and never will go to Nandos because its overpriced KFC. Secretly, I would love to go to Nandos but I can't turn back now.
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New match report by The Woodpecker, Sun 1s vs Barnes Common putneycricketclub.com/fixtur…
5/27 for Fist pump (@benbrook) for Sun 1s XI vs Barnes Common on Sunday 22 August
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🎶 Oh what a beautiful morning… 🎶 📸 Jason Hoath #PloughLane 🔵🟡
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