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king of the horseflies

@bigblackbugs

aging punker/ she/her / Satanist / con law legal nerd / “violent felon” ♌️ 🖤🩶🤍💜🌙 pals only: @diaboluxe666 (SFW)

 stinkville america
Joined October 2012
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Ahhhhh my throne 😏
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Horse Noise Wife.@qveeraskvlt10h
Having Blixa in the Bad Seeds was crazy cause it was like "is nick cave the greatest singer in the world?" 'He's not even the greatest singer in the bad seeds!'
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The less time I spend on the websites the more easily I can spot serious issues in people who might not immediately ring that bell Like challenge yourself to a week off and then come back and watch how fucking CRAZY (derogatory) everyone is. Seriously
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I can’t believe people run marathons and I’m looking at my kitchen like WHO LIVES HERE HOW DID THESE STAINS HAPPEN and then I lament for an hour
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It has taken me 20 minutes to finish a bagel sando and folks out there are running MILES
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poorly drawn cats
@poorlycatdrawNov 1
here comes the sun
a poorly drawn cat with long lines radiating outward like sun rays

ALT a poorly drawn cat with long lines radiating outward like sun rays

an orange cat poking its head through a circular opening in a metal gate, with the surrounding bars radiating outward like the rays of a little sun

ALT an orange cat poking its head through a circular opening in a metal gate, with the surrounding bars radiating outward like the rays of a little sun

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Starting a GoFundMe to afford a custom Baroness costume and some glp-1 bullshit
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Just kidding I’ll be age appropriate Baroness with orthopedic shoes and readers and menopause belly 😌
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I’m sad that I’m sick as fuck for today but I’m glad to avoid drunk drivers and overpriced drinks and a half assed costume that sucks haha
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Nothing is going to sway these assholes into being good people until they see their own death in a dream which they will only understand seconds before their last breath 🤠
John Bowker (@bowker_john) profile pictureJohn Bowker@bowker_johnOct 30
Guillotine watch: Loblaw chair Galen Weston, whose company admitted to conspiring to fix the price of bread for over a decade, says he has been “traumatized” by the “false narrative” that grocers control the price of food thestar.com/business/loblaws… #cdnpoli
Loblaw chair Galen Weston says grocers ‘cannot control prices,’ was ‘traumatized’ by public outrage

Loblaw chair Galen Weston says grocers ‘cannot control prices,’ was ‘traumatized’ by public outrage

The chairman of Loblaw Companies said it’s not true that grocers control prices during a talk at the Fairmont Royal York hotel Friday.

thestar.com
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Finally starting to feel a bit better but whew the homework and housework didn’t want to pause for me 😵‍💫
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This virus I caught is absolutely ridiculous
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Criminalsimpsons
@CriminalsimpsonOct 28
No, my knight is also named Bort.
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@rosaxmundiOct 26
A depiction of the Knights of the Round Table from Arthurian legend, receiving a vision of the Holy Grail. (Evrard d'Espinques, from folio 610v in Bibliothèque Nationale de France)
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I love/hate watching people discover that SW are, in fact, people with interests and lives that do things and go places
Rifflord Mazda (@matzar3lla) profile pictureRifflord Mazda@matzar3llaOct 28
Chat brace yourselves we’re about to see an influx of hc dudes asking Mia Khalifa if she likes various 90s straight edge bands
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Kill Tim Faust 💀@crulgeOct 28
Yeah, I'm an edgelord. I'm not afraid to speak the truth, no matter who it upsets. But please don't be mean to me. Please please please please please don't be mean to me. I'm a normal guy. Look, you've made me cry. To be clear though—I'm still a bad boy who plays by my own rules
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Jesus Elizabeth Christ 😂
muddbear (@muddb3ar) profile picturemuddbear@muddb3arOct 28
wake up babe, people are about to discover reading.
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OH GREAT now he’s gonna invade (spins globe and puts finger on it) Madagascar
Marco Foster (@MarcoFoster_) profile pictureMarco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Oct 28
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Corporate suits are in every available office and I am going to be difficult about it
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I think it’s because a lot of people feel some kind of ownership and when kids start to develop personalities they have trouble accepting it? I have a great relationship with my mom but we definitely had clashes. She was growing up too, and I didn’t get that until I was 30
🪱 Worm Girl 🪱 (@wirmgurl) profile picture🪱 Worm Girl 🪱@wirmgurlOct 27
Everyone I know loves their baby so much and almost everyone I know has an at least somewhat fractious relationship with their parents. Seems important to figure out what goes wrong between babyhood and adulthood.
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All the people saying that it didn’t happen need to face execution by cactus in the colon I swear to fuckin god
Bandii (@BandiiBandi) profile pictureBandii@BandiiBandiOct 27
Signed my daughter up for basketball, and now we not going, because the coach texted my phone about stuff that’s not basketball related 😒😭
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I fuckin GUESS
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