Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr.

How it feels looking at my hinge matches after going 0-37 at the bar

One of the funniest days ever on this app idc

Woke 3.0 is off to a hot start I just had a white girl in her 20s as my doordasher

And we’re supposed to believe this guy scored 100 points in a game??

I’m in the back of one of the poling stations just throwing out all of the ballots I don’t agree with. Not sure why more people don’t do this I’m having a blast

Election Day false hope gimmick

I’m washed now but there was a time….

This guys vote counts the same as yours btw

Just found out I have a fuck ton of audible credits and didn’t even know I was paying for an account does anyone have any recs I need to spend these before I cancel

I’m gonna keep continuing this saga

Future grave robbers will look at my popcorn butter embalmed hog the same way we view insects in amber

Me and @oblockcementer are getting this and filling it with butter

Otw to buy a lottery ticket

Arch Manning with another triple coverage tiki masala

And he’s back with something even worse

Revisionist history on Chris Ballard is hilarious. I get his past few years haven’t been good but if Luck hadn’t retired the colts would’ve been a SB contender from like 2019-2023 if he did everything else the same way

Mo Alie Cox v Austin Hooper still got legs man wow