Stewart Webb

“Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.” —C.S. Lewis

It's crazy how one car can introduce you to people who end up becoming lifelong friends.

Non-car person: buys sports car during mid life crisis. Car person: buys reliable car during mid life crisis.

Thanks for speeding up when I tried to pass you. You ever been pit maneuvered?

Sometimes instead of scrolling your phone you can drive the car you're driving.

F”k a breakup have you ever opened up a socket set upside down?

Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it

People who can drive with the seat belt noise going off are serial killers.

"It's just a car" Unfriended. Reported. Blocked.

I was 7 thinkin 2026 was gonna have flyin cars but y'all sellin 1996 hondas for $7,800

It's amazing the number of great people in my life that I wouldn't have ever met if it wasn't for cars.

Life is hard. Why not start a car restoration? Make it harder.

I don’t want a “smart car” that tracks me, watches my eyeballs when I drive, has 10 million screens, is EV hybrid whatever, and makes me subscribe so I can have cooled seats. I want a car that’ll last 200,000 miles, easy to work on, has actual buttons, decent power, and minds its own damn business.

Does anyone else have some contacts listed in their phone by name and what they drive or I am just weird?

l've never seen a family get out of a cybertruck. It's always just some guy.

You haven't truly lived until you've bought a part that costs more than the vehicle it's being installed on.

If you've never told your car good job and patted its dash after doing something wild, we can't be friends.

Quit hiring non-car guys to run your auto social media accounts. We can tell.🫣

Non car people take check engine lights WAY too seriously 😂

No social skills, but I know every car on the road.

Non Car Person: buys sports car during midlife crisis Car Person: entire life is midlife crisis.