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Jews in Ukraine are running concentration camps, while Jews in Israel are murdering Palestinian children, while Jews in the United States are protecting Jeffrey Epstein, and using the U.S. military to bomb Iran.
Meanwhile your politicians are telling you “antisemitism” is their biggest concern.
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>so we found force Jesus and got him on our side, what's our next move?
>let's snub him by letting him sit on the council with us but not formally making him a jedi master like the rest even though he's much more powerful than any of us
>let's also let his mom be raped to death in slavery by a fat greasy bug in some third world shithole because wanting to save your mom is le evil or something
>also let's force him to be an incel even though master Ki-Adi Mundi is allowed to fuck all the bitches
Brilliant! What's the worst thing that could happen?
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BREAKING: Israel says it was blindsided and caught off guard by Trump's announcement ending all US military aid to Israel, and denied knowing about it, per Kan News.
"We did not expect this announcement, certainly not today," a senior Israeli official said.
Israel's security establishment assesses that "Trump misspoke," as the current agreement runs to 2028.
Trump said hours earlier that he and Netanyahu had already agreed the US would stop paying $4 billion by the end of 2026.
Welcome to DFW
Fuck you @GregAbbott_TX
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“Where are you going?”
“To find my mother.”
“Your mother’s dead son. She was killed by a Tusken Raider with 38 prior arrests, who was let out on cashless bail, by a woke district attorney.”
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-sos el general grievous
-peleas contra la republica porque literalmente fundieron tu planeta a impuestos
-les ganas a los jedis sin tener poderes
-aparece tu maximo rival jedi
- lo tenes rodeado pero le ofreces un duelo justo con sable
-saca una pistola y te mete un tiro
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>I'm Chinese
>As long as you hate Islam and Muslims
>We're brothers
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“You killed the 70 IQ sand people that raped and killed your mom but you were angry when you did it. That’s the difference between you and me. When I wage war on an entire galaxy on behalf of a corrupt senate to help planets dodge their trade obligations all while completely failing to sense the one Sith Lord right under my nose, I do it with rainbow flags and diversity.”
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Really cool idea. He's monitoring the left and analyzing terms they use.
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“Anakin, you can’t hate the Tusken Raiders for killing your mom. They are peaceful and culturally enriching Tatooine. The Republic can’t cut benefits because it helps the poor Raider refugees raise a family.
You on the other hand are not allowed to start a family, even though you are our strongest soldier.”
