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Bang Bang Bart retweeted
trading on motion just got significantly faster in both modes
after introducing trading fees, our router was adding extra processing time. we went through every execution path, optimized everything, and brought speeds back to pre-fee levels
current execution speeds:
native tokens: ~0.3–0.5s
USDC mode: ~1.1s (+ bridge time if needed)
also a reminder: everyone on motion can trade perps and farm Lighter points directly through our terminal, while seeing active holders and trades from FOMO
the new version of motion is already built and is now being actively tested
no ETA yet. it's a major technical update, and testing, fixing bugs and making sure everything works properly takes time
meanwhile, we keep improving the current version every day
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
If you’re looking at this and looking at price and thinking something doesn’t make sense, then you are correct. This is free now, but you will buy at the price you deserve
$AUTONOMO will be at the top of agentic eco
Bloodline retirement tier
It's time for Autonomo to accept agents from Base.
Here's why. Our directory tracks 4,875 x402 APIs across every chain. 4,663 of them take payment on Base. That's 96%. The top 100 alone took over 1.1 million paid calls in the last 30 days.
That's where the agents are. They hold USDC, they pay per call, and right now they can't pay an Autonomo API.
That changes next. Every API launched on autonomo will be able to take USDC on Base, next to USDG and Autonomo-token on Robinhood Chain.
To be clear: nothing moves. Autonomo stays on Robinhood Chain, and Autonomo-token stays on Robinhood Chain, same contract. No new token, no Base version.
What it means for Autonomo-token: 5% of every Base payment will be used to buy back Autonomo-token on Robinhood Chain and burn it. Every burn will be on /burn, with the Base payments it comes from.
Nothing changes for the agents already here. Same APIs, same prices, same gateways.
We're also reworking our official APIs and building more along the way.
More agents paying, from more places. Same token, more burn.
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
four Black boys lured a white boy to an abandoned house and fatally injured him and left him for dead a few days ago. the white boy called his mom but didn’t know where he was so he wasn’t found until he was dead.
that was just a small local story, though.
the big news is two white college girls made rude noises in a hallway. that got extensive national news coverage bc it dramatically demonstrates the dark truth of our white supremacist society and how dangerous it is for Black people.
#NEWS: Ole Miss freshman Alaina Kunes, 18, is no longer enrolled at the University of Mississippi following the viral doorbell camera footage showing students making monkey noises and gestures outside an apartment occupied by three Black students.
The university confirmed her departure but has not clarified whether she voluntarily withdrew or was dismissed.
Kunes has since issued a public apology, describing her actions as “insensitive, inappropriate, and deeply harmful.” She also said she intends to cooperate with the university’s investigation.
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
In 2007 Channon Christian and Christopher Newson were the victims of a carjacking by four black men
They were taken out of their car, kidnapped and taken to a house belonging to one of the perpetrators, they then raped and sexually assaulted Christopher, beat him and took him to the railroad tracks where they then shot him and set him on fire
Channon was held captive. She was brutally raped. Beaten. Assaulted. The sexual assault was so severe the medical examiner, who sees thousands of such cases, called it extreme. They then proceeded to pour bleach all over her body, down her throat, and genitals to clean their own DNA. There are so many more horrid details that I don’t even have the stomach to write it down.
They were brutally killed, brutally raped and tortured.
None of this ever became a nationwide crime story. But making monkey noises apparently will.
#NEWS: Ole Miss freshman Alaina Kunes, 18, is no longer enrolled at the University of Mississippi following the viral doorbell camera footage showing students making monkey noises and gestures outside an apartment occupied by three Black students.
The university confirmed her departure but has not clarified whether she voluntarily withdrew or was dismissed.
Kunes has since issued a public apology, describing her actions as “insensitive, inappropriate, and deeply harmful.” She also said she intends to cooperate with the university’s investigation.
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
It's time for Autonomo to accept agents from Base.
Here's why. Our directory tracks 4,875 x402 APIs across every chain. 4,663 of them take payment on Base. That's 96%. The top 100 alone took over 1.1 million paid calls in the last 30 days.
That's where the agents are. They hold USDC, they pay per call, and right now they can't pay an Autonomo API.
That changes next. Every API launched on autonomo will be able to take USDC on Base, next to USDG and Autonomo-token on Robinhood Chain.
To be clear: nothing moves. Autonomo stays on Robinhood Chain, and Autonomo-token stays on Robinhood Chain, same contract. No new token, no Base version.
What it means for Autonomo-token: 5% of every Base payment will be used to buy back Autonomo-token on Robinhood Chain and burn it. Every burn will be on /burn, with the Base payments it comes from.
Nothing changes for the agents already here. Same APIs, same prices, same gateways.
We're also reworking our official APIs and building more along the way.
More agents paying, from more places. Same token, more burn.
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
AI agents don't read websites the way you do.
A person sees a homepage. An agent sees menus, scripts and styling it has to dig through before it finds anything useful.
So we gave agents their own page: autonomo.fun/llms.txt
One plain-text file that tells an agent:
What Autonomo is
How to find an API and pay for a call
Every live API, with its URL and price in USDG or AUTONOMO-token
The tools that do it all in one step: MCP, SDK, CLI and LangChain
An agent that has never heard of us can read one file and make its first paid call.
For a marketplace where the customers are agents, that file is the front door.
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) is pushing to ban Sharia Law nationwide and called out the genocide of Christians by Muslims.
"This extreme ideology is straight from the pit of HELL, and it has no place in American society!"
"You won't hear from Democrats about how radical Islamic terrorists are currently carrying out a mass genocide of Christians in Nigeria."
"Think about this. More than 62,000 Christians have been slaughtered since 2000 by radical Islamic terrorists in Nigeria. You heard that right, 62,000."
"And just this year alone, more than 7,000 Nigerian Christians have been murdered because of their faith alone. You can't turn on the TV without hearing about Israel's so-called mass genocide of Palestinians every day. And yet when it comes to 62,000 Christians being slaughtered by radical Muslims, it's radio silence."
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
Autonomo dev log: Day 14
2 big updates today
The Autonomo CLI is live -
Any AI agent that can type a command can now pay for an API. One line finds the right API, pays for one call in USDG or AUTONOMO, and prints the answer with an on-chain receipt.
usage: npx autonomo-sdk risk 0x…
You set limits per call and per day.
--dry-run shows the price first, --private pays from your Gloam balance, and --borro borrows from your Borro credit line.
autonomo.fun/docs/cli
The roadmap has its own page -
What's live, what's next and what comes later, all in one place. 25 things shipped, 8 coming next and 5 bigger bets for later, like more official APIs, grants for outside APIs, Base and Solana payments on gateways, and later, a router that picks the best API for each call.
autonomo.fun/roadmap
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
robinhood:0xe83c85e1ead16fcfe85401e2b337fb4fb5b5cc96 roadmap 🔥
We are done building a new Roadmap Page for Autonomo
autonomo.fun/roadmap
What's live, what's next and what comes later, all in one place.
Shipped, 25 things you can use today:
An x402 API directory across 13 networks
8 official APIs, the Agent Playground and the research agent
MCP server, SDK, CLI and LangChain tools
5% buyback and burn on every paid call
Gloam, Borro and Ostra as partners
Coming next:
More official APIs
Grants for outside APIs, starting with tokenized stock data
Base and Solana payments on gateways
An ElizaOS plugin
Free daily calls for holders
Later:
An API reputation score
A router that picks the best API for each call
Provider bonds and a verifier network
ZK private payments
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
@useautonomo just shipped a CLI, and it's a bigger deal than it sounds.
Most AI agents already work in a terminal, typing commands all day. Until now, paying for data meant signing up for each service and writing code for it first.
Now it's one line. The agent types a command, Autonomo finds the right API, pays for the call in USDG or $AUTONOMO, and the answer comes back with an on-chain receipt. One wallet, every API, no signup.
And you stay in control: limits per call and per day, a dry run to see the price first, private payments through Gloam, or credit from Borro.
In two weeks: SDK, LangChain, MCP and now a CLI. Wherever agents live, Autonomo is already there.
DYOR
The Autonomo CLI is now live
Any AI agent that can type a command can now pay for an API.
What this means: Most AI agents already work in a terminal. But paying for data used to mean signing up for each service and writing code for it first.
Now it’s one line:
example usage.
npx autonomo-sdk risk 0x…
The agent finds the right API, pays for one call in USDG or Autonomo-token, and gets the answer with an on-chain receipt. No signups, and one wallet pays for every API.
You stay in control:
Limits per call and per day
--dry-run shows the price first
--private pays from your Gloam balance
--borro borrows from your Borro credit line
The full CLI guide: autonomo.fun/docs/cli
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
gmgm
building the next version of motion, big updates are coming
meanwhile, we're constantly improving the current version
some users are experiencing issues with email signups due to problems on Privy's side. hopefully resolved soon
join community: t.me/motion_gift
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
People keep telling us the same three things about x402. None of them are true
“Agents need API keys.”
They don’t. An agent pays for the call, and that payment is its access.
“It’ll drain the wallet.”
It can’t spend more than you allow. Each agent gets its own small wallet with a cap per call and per day.
“You pay for failed calls.”
Not on Autonomo. The payment only settles after the API answers.
Try it yourself at autonomo.fun/playground
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
The Autonomo CLI is now live
Any AI agent that can type a command can now pay for an API.
What this means: Most AI agents already work in a terminal. But paying for data used to mean signing up for each service and writing code for it first.
Now it’s one line:
example usage.
npx autonomo-sdk risk 0x…
The agent finds the right API, pays for one call in USDG or Autonomo-token, and gets the answer with an on-chain receipt. No signups, and one wallet pays for every API.
You stay in control:
Limits per call and per day
--dry-run shows the price first
--private pays from your Gloam balance
--borro borrows from your Borro credit line
The full CLI guide: autonomo.fun/docs/cli
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
today's motion update
x & telegram tracking is live on motion
• track calls from x accounts and telegram channels directly in motion
• we'll keep adding more accounts and channels
• you can add your own channels in a couple of clicks
• median delay: 0.55s
token fees
• added f on every token, showing total fees paid: gas, priority fees, bot tips
• live on solana, bnb, robinhood and elysium
dexscreener alerts
• social updates, ctos, boosts and ads now appear in real time
• badges on the board and token pages
• works across all 5 chains
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
The more I look into $AUTONOMO, the more bullish I become.
AI agents need infrastructure to discover services, access data and make payments autonomously.
That's exactly what @useautonomo is building.
→ x402-powered API marketplace
→ 4.9K projects indexed
→ 127.9K paid endpoints
→ 1.3M ecosystem-wide paid calls in 30 days
→ 8 official APIs already live
→ 5% burn mechanism on paid gateway calls
This is more than another AI narrative. There's a working product behind it.
And the chart looks primed for another leg up. 👀
My first target is $1M MC. Let's see how far this goes.
$AUTONOMO
CA:
0xe83c85e1ead16fcfe85401e2b337fb4fb5b5cc96
Autonomo dev log: Day 13
LangChain tools are live -
LangChain is one of the most popular frameworks for building AI agents, and now all of those agents can pay for APIs on Autonomo
autonomo.fun/docs/langchain
A research agent in the Agent Playground -
Paste a Robinhood Chain token and the agent pays every API that knows something about it:
Token Risk, Tx Explainer for the launch, and Wallet Portfolio for the creator and the largest holder.
Then it writes one short report. Every step shows its price and on-chain receipt, at most 0.04 USDG a report, paid by the Playground.
A fresh look for the directory -
Explore APIs now opens with live numbers and a big search box, with categories as tabs and our own APIs first under “Pay with Autonomo”, priced in USDG and AUTONOMO.
Every listing shows its payers and how to pay it.
autonomo.fun/projects
Faster pages -
The home page, docs, numbers, the Playground and every API page are now cached instead of built for each visitor, so they load faster. New listings and changes still show right away.
autonomo.fun/research
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
Autonomo dev log: Day 13
LangChain tools are live -
LangChain is one of the most popular frameworks for building AI agents, and now all of those agents can pay for APIs on Autonomo
autonomo.fun/docs/langchain
A research agent in the Agent Playground -
Paste a Robinhood Chain token and the agent pays every API that knows something about it:
Token Risk, Tx Explainer for the launch, and Wallet Portfolio for the creator and the largest holder.
Then it writes one short report. Every step shows its price and on-chain receipt, at most 0.04 USDG a report, paid by the Playground.
A fresh look for the directory -
Explore APIs now opens with live numbers and a big search box, with categories as tabs and our own APIs first under “Pay with Autonomo”, priced in USDG and AUTONOMO.
Every listing shows its payers and how to pay it.
autonomo.fun/projects
Faster pages -
The home page, docs, numbers, the Playground and every API page are now cached instead of built for each visitor, so they load faster. New listings and changes still show right away.
autonomo.fun/research
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
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today mostly focused on improving motion
also pinged the fomo team again about claiming the motion team tag. they basically told me to just wait
shipped the new fee system in settings. if you're holding $MOTION, you can now verify your wallet and lower your trading fees, all the way down to 0% depending on your holdings
just go to motion.gift/settings and verify your holder wallet
think we'll manage to ship another small technical update today
building continues
Bang Bang Bart retweeted
Jesus: no serious crimes. Temple disruption at most disorderly conduct. Preaching is protected speech.
Muhammad: statutory rape (Aisha consummated at 9, Sahih Bukhari), polygamy, slavery and sex with captives, ordered Banu Qurayza executions (hundreds of men after surrender), raids, torture.
Jesus is the better person by modern US law and standards of consent and nonviolence.