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Alex

@bizzyb288

NYC Comedy Producer/Owner of @showbrizstudios

 New York, NY
Joined June 2009
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twitter currently feeling like the delancey street mcdonalds
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A24, to some, is a movie production and distribution company. But to me, A24 is what Paulie Walnuts would say if he met Kiefer Sutherland
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I was actually supposed to be in the Word Trade Center on 9/11 but then I saw what happened and decided not to go
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I can’t dig a podcast unless it swings man.
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I for one enjoyed today's performance of The Story of Everest on the Capitol steps
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Bill Maher uses sets up from the previous week and punchlines from 1982.
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My fall plans. The delta variant.
Image from Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
Image from Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
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Happy 4th of July or as dogs call it, "K9/11"
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Covid may have originated in China. But James Corden definitely originated in the UK. What is worse? You decide.
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Even better news: The vaccine is served in a tiny Mets helmet!
Mark D. Levine (@MarkLevineNYC) profile pictureMark D. Levine
@MarkLevineNYC8 Feb 2021
BREAKING: NYC to open mega vax site at CitiField * 50% of appts for taxi drivers & food services workers (including delivery) from anywhere in NYC * 50% of appts for residents of Queens in any eligible category * Open Wed-Sat 24hrs * Sign-up: nyc.gov/vaccinefinder 877-VAX4NYC
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Johnson is thrilled about the vaccine, but Johnson is still on the fence.
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That scene from The Sopranos when The Proud Boys realize Trump is completely full of shit:
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Cobra Kai is like reconnecting with an exe - you’re aware it’s not good but things are so weird now that the familiarity is comforting
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“I just wanna find 11,780 votes. There’s nothing wrong with saying that, you know, um, that you’ve recalculated. And you would be respected, really respected if this thing could be straightened out before the election.”
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BREAKING: CDC warns new podcast numbers spiking, fears center cannot hold
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Everybody is worried about the Covid surge but last time we had a New Wave we did get The Cure.
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NXIVM is an EVIL organization that TRICKED me into watching seven episodes of POORLY PACED television 😭
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Not trying to scare you into buying my book, but are your kids really gonna get a full education on zoom? Mmm...didn’t think so. read.macmillan.com/lp/overst…

OVERSTATED by Colin Quinn - Macmillan

read.macmillan.com
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‘I Still Think The 1986 Boston Celtics Were Better,’ Says Bill Simmons Critiquing Wife’s Lasagna bit.ly/3hOQJrb
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Remember gang, just because our country has deteriorated to crass vulgar attacks on each other that are unhelpful and ignorant doesn’t mean we can’t keep “above the fray” and PG is the new X!
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