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@blacklozi
Joined November 2016
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I raise you washing the dishes
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@IbrahimskrrOct 30
there's so much you realise while bathing .
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DJ EMPRESS SINALYSS (@JUPITERMOVESME) profile picture
DJ EMPRESS SINALYSS@JUPITERMOVESMENov 2
You’re not a dummy like his mama
вυттєяƒℓєу3 (@BUTTERFLEY3) profile pictureвυттєяƒℓєу3
@BUTTERFLEY3Nov 2
What does it mean when a man calls you difficult?
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Iremide (@RxIremide) profile picture
Iremide@RxIremideNov 2
β€œSend your account number” – Words of affirmation. β€œI’ve sent it” – Words of confirmation. πŸ’Έ
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ZeroTrace (@empiremike_) profile picture
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@empiremike_Nov 2
β€œMost of what feels like a personal crisis is the absence of money. Cash won’t heal your character, but it removes the daily pressure that makes you believe you’re broken.”
πŸ₯· (@_iamhabeeb) profile pictureπŸ₯·
@_iamhabeebNov 2
Apparently I’m not even going through anything, I just need a whole lot of money.
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ZeroTrace (@empiremike_) profile picture
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@empiremike_Oct 29
β€œThe root of all suffering is attachment.” - Buddha
philosophy for life (@philosophy_life) profile picturephilosophy for life@philosophy_lifeOct 28
β€œThe root of all suffering is attachment.” - Buddha
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Let's unite Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania and Congo and our great nation will be (ZIMATACO) if we can add Zambia and Kenya it's going to be (ZIMATACOZAKE)
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Mr. Owen. (@Slim_Thanos) profile picture
Mr. Owen.@Slim_ThanosOct 28
" It's their actions that speaks the loudest. Always pay attention & you will know your place. " – at Zimbabwe
Mr. Owen. (@Slim_Thanos) profile pictureMr. Owen.@Slim_ThanosAug 22
People who look down on you don't always say it no matter how much they hide it. It's their actions that speaks the loudest. Always pay attention & you will know your place
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flame (@laflame_xq) profile picture
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@laflame_xqOct 28
39 years old Shay Mitchell explains to KhloΓ© Kardashian, why she never wanted to get married and says she wants to show her kids that a traditional fairy tale wedding isn't the only way to live happily ever after. "They ask me all the time, 'Why aren't we married?' And I'm like, 'Mommy and daddy are like partners, and I just didn't want a wedding. I just like don't need it. It's just not something that I want. Every time it ends with like a happily ever after because you ended up running off into the sunset with your prince. And I don't need that to just be her only narrative. I just love the freedom of like, 'Hey, we're... I'm choosing to be in this position with you right now, and as he is with me too, and it just kind of works”
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Shezi (@__Shezi) profile picture
Shezi@__SheziOct 28
Notice how he doesn’t read anymore.
Hendry hope (@z_hendrry) profile pictureHendry hope@z_hendrryOct 28
BEFORE and AFTER sibling effect πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜
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Timothy J. (@timothyjerome_) profile picture
Timothy J.@timothyjerome_Oct 28
Something I've been avoiding for two weeks, I just did it in 5 mins. I gotta quit doing that. But got it done tho.
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There's a meme for every single situation with these guys. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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f (@_whiskeyes) profile picture
f@_whiskeyesOct 27
Being an understanding woman is the start of your autoimmune disease and if you know you know
۟ (@hope2bleed) profile picture۟@hope2bleedOct 27
being an understanding woman has gotten me places i wouldn’t go with a gun
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ver0nica (@soitfuckingoes) profile picture
ver0nica@soitfuckingoesOct 24
only celebrities? lmfao, we all stopped posting for fun because now everything has to be beautiful and aesthetic, at some point, we also stopped being authentic
liloπŸ’‹ (@factsaccountt) profile pictureliloπŸ’‹
@factsaccounttOct 23
ever since celebrities stopped posting for fun and started posting for contracts.
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Thabiso M. (@thabisomoyo__) profile picture
Thabiso M.@thabisomoyo__Oct 20
From my experience, when a man actually likes you, he'll send money without you even asking.🀞🏾
z (@Zeelulue) profile picturez
@ZeelulueOct 19
real question. how do yall get men to send yall money?
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T (@llfr6wT) profile picture
T@llfr6wTOct 19
حسابي Ψ¨ΨͺويΨͺΨ± Ω„Ψ₯Ω†ΩŠ Ω…Ω‡ΨͺΩ…Ψ© Ψ¨ΩƒΩ„ Ψ§Ω„Ω…ΩˆΨ§ΨΆΩŠΨΉ
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Manoti (@MwendiaJnr) profile picture
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@MwendiaJnrOct 20
β€œThe easiest population to exploit is one that has been taught to interpret its suffering as destiny.”
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BODEGA PEPTIDES (@bigsnugga) profile picture
BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaOct 19
yes this is how emotionally regulated adults break up
your babyy β€οΈπŸ¦‹ (@Veryweirdgirl_) profile pictureyour babyy β€οΈπŸ¦‹@Veryweirdgirl_Oct 17
Ever dated someone who disappeared completely after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. They just moved on like you never existed.
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lu@lu9jcgOct 20
mothers expect more effort from childfree women than their husbands
π•­π–—π–šπ–π–†β™‘π•­π–Žπ–™π–ˆπ– | Witchy Astrologer (@brujabitchh) profile pictureπ•­π–—π–šπ–π–†β™‘π•­π–Žπ–™π–ˆπ– | Witchy Astrologer@brujabitchhOct 17
If your friend has a baby and you don’t have kids, you have to be the one to put in more effort in maintaining the friendship. That’s part of being in mama’s tribe. Don’t take it personal if she isn’t hitting you up first. She’s raising a freaking human being lol
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chommy πŸ–€ (@chommychoko2) profile picture
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@chommychoko2Oct 20
Every man is a potential rapist.
Galaxi (@Xgalaxiverse) profile pictureGalaxi
@XgalaxiverseOct 20
Every woman is a potential hoe.
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Amondi@Amondi_yOct 20
"The ability to sit with a quiet mind in a noisy world, feel safe enough to be yourself, and wake up genuinely rested."
Nora (@nora_mindnotes) profile pictureNora@nora_mindnotesOct 17
Something people rarely call a luxury but should…
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