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Placid Extrovert🙊|| Data Analyst & Business Analyst || Stoic || Arsenal fan ||Sapiophile || Realtor || Logic & Philosophy ||non-atheist & not agnostic.

Ibadan, Nigeria
Joined April 2021
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It's a new day, drink enough water, listen to @BrymOlawale songs, stay away from troubles and mind your business. Once again listen to @BrymOlawale, God will handle the rest.
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That’s what women who are bad in sex do, they just lay there looking at you🤣
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Until I met people like @AbionaJunior @Olatundegold0 @Ogbeni_istanbul @POTOKIREALEST @Oloyeagba_Folaa @TzarOJ These lots spoilt me 😢😢😢😢 especially @Tottylee1
When I was a kid PUSSY was a cat SEX was a gender BITCH was a female dog DICK was a cartoon character BANG was a sound NUTS ware a fruit RUBBER was an eraser ASS was an animal COCK was a male bird SCREW was a tool HEAD was a part of body BALLS was a round toy LUBRICANT was oil
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Mikel Arteta will be in the dugout at Anfield for @Arsenal this weekend, but he used to be at the heart of the Gunners' midfield 😮‍💨
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I had to ask Shola for the meaning of dashboard babes 😭😭😭 you people are crazy with names oo
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“Me I want to be barren o” Nigerian men are crying like goat on a slaughter slab. So it is everyone that wants to children to you right or is it everyone that got married with the sole aim of producing children. You people will not the business that pays you. Awon olori kori
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Osimhen's hold-up play 😤 #UCL
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It's Diego Maradona's birthday—he would've been 66. Rest in peace 💙
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Arsenal run a full documentary for their players at the Ballon d'Or ceremony ❤️
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Crying doesnt help you go through shit. It’s an emotional breakdown state, some might need to break down to pick up again, so it might be necessary at times. It’s not like crying helps anything or anyone
How the fuck do men get through shit without crying??
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Dem don kidnap my presidential candidate
Armed thugs kidnap Sowore. His current location is unknown!
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As someone that likes tweeting her mind a lot maybe I should just privatize my account because I’m not looking for followers neither am I after Elons money or fame 😭😭😭 just leave my stand alone tweets alone , I am not those that do get annoyed when mutuals do not engage them.
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Lubricant was shared among the gifts that was shared to us at the office for TGIF and I collected it and everyone started looking at me weirdly and making all these funny faces of “what do you want to do with it” I even told one guy you aren’t a saint so why are you rejecting it
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If something is considered “deadly”, should it not be because of the death rate? What percentage of people die due to pregnancy/childbirth complications in Nigeria? Or we want to be victims so badly?
Can someone educate me on why pregnancy is a death sentence? Please.
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They soak bread inside tea
What's something that immediately makes you lose interest in someone?
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“With bias, you will always find the narrative you are looking for” - Layi Wasabi (1916) Lots of monkeys read my tweets out of context but I don’t care. You all can only cry
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Nah Eleha I pity pass for this period🥹
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Happy birthday, Obafemi Martins 🎂🇳🇬
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I dey sell laptop oooo No carry my money go outside
I just need a new phone and laptop 😔
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So they are saying I can’t afford 10 bags of cements😂 13,100*10= 131,100 So na 131,100 I can’t afford 😂😂😂😂 So everyone is poor like you people 😂😂😂😂 I’m supplying a builder 3,000 bags of cements at the moment o Ashiere ni.
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