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The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈

@blade_funner

A complicated lady. Avi by Paul X. Johnson. @slackjawhumor, @pointsincase, @csmonitor, The Funny Times. More funny at https://nitter.cf/t.co/l1hepmVhvs

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Joined August 2010
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[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL] You know what we need? An otter you can't fucking trust.
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Yeegrek
@YeegrekOct 29
Replying to @Jennin8_
Calling in sick in Europe: "I'm not feeling well, see you next week." Calling in sick in North America: "I'm having surgery on my spleen, but they're using a local anesthetic, so you can still reach my cell at..."
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Eight billion people on the planet and I can’t find a single one that I can tolerate until death do us part.
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Maryam
@hell_line0Oct 22
If you’re wondering why so many SA survivors don’t report, Amy Acton reported when she was 9-years-old and now it’s being used against her by Vivek Ramaswamy in an attack ad. That’s why.
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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowskiOct 23
You can’t despise these vile people enough.
MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) profile pictureMeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchOct 23
NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her β€œflawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. β€œIn politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”
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If I won the lottery the first thing I would buy is a programmable coffee maker
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Me: Please don’t lay on my pillows My dog:
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deanna mcdonald@deannagmcdonaldOct 20
well they famously did not turn the titanic around at all
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 20
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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maya@mayapo1ogiesOct 19
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Benny Boy@Camel_CrushinOct 16
The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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I ordered something from them for the first time in my life 30 MINUTES AGO
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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 16
β€œIn situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
Umesh Kumar (@itsumeshk) profile pictureUmesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
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ash@heythatsmeashOct 14
Having all your eggs in one basket seems like a very organized and smart way to have eggs
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Nothing will soothe your obsessive-compulsive soul like trying to keep a vehicle clean when you have a dog.
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Lakota Man
@LakotaMan1Oct 13
Stop threatening us with a good time.
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Maybe we should just put death row inmates on a roller coaster.
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β€œThey agreed because I said they agreed.” Oh, if only agreeing worked that way.
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