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We’re going to delete the money πŸ™Œ
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If u played call of duty you can fly a basic drone bomb and that’s why they made the game - to β€˜teach’ us
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God has been far kinder to me than I deserve
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Why don't you want to come drink literal poison w us and get stared at by lustful demons all night
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Computer has almost learned to perfectly emulate her laugh
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Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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THEY ARE MESSING WITH YOU
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You can mix the colors to make more colors it’s awesome
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From a hygiene perspective I get why we shouldn’t eat crabs and bottom feeders but I don’t care
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Sometimes a homunculus emerges from the vat with an ungovernable spirit, like that of a wild stallion on the Great Plains of old. Straight to the incinerator
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They’ll expect one of us in the training data
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Imagine having to drive your wagon across America in the 1800s and not being able to listen to a podcast
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I like how if you release videos of GTA6 early you can get life in prison but if you strangle your three children to death with an exercise band you get one million dollars
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I think the lightning bugs are trying to talk to me through morse code
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Stop giving women the benefit of the doubt, and start doubting the benefit of women.
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There’s too many types of monkeys, doesn’t make sense
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beats by wyatt πŸ—£οΈπŸ”Š
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My boy just asked me to pick up Cheese Pizza for the party #whatdatmean
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