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Fiona al Muhtadi you mean! The converted. Is this how you want the UK
Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley has responded to the unacceptable online abuse directed at a Met officer who received an award at yesterday's annual Police Federation Conference. PC Fiona Shaik Umar was recognised for the outstanding contribution she has made for women in policing.
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The vast majority of criticism was not because she is Muslim, but because she was not following very basic gun safety rules. Her finger was on the trigger and she pointed the barrel of the gun at a fellow officer. gunsafetyrules.nra.org hunter-ed.com/muzzleloader/s… x.com/BasilTheGreat/… x.com/WilkieisBack66… x.com/LozzaFox/statu…
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Wanker!
Black Londoners have shaped our city and helped make London what it is today. This week we had the privilege of celebrating that contribution at City Hall as part of Black History Month ⬇️
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Thank you Übermeister Wankybollocks
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Horse Shit, you divisive little Arse-Tortoise
90 years ago today, Oswald Mosley and his Blackshirts attempted to march through and intimidate a predominantly Jewish area of the East End. Men, women and children, alongside local residents, trade unionists and anti-fascist protesters, came together to defend the community in what became known as the Battle of Cable Street. They taught us an important lesson: communities can resist fascism by joining together. Hate and antisemitism had no place in London then, and it has no place here now.
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Opposing free speech and shutting down debate. You’re the fucking fascists!
Stand Up To Racism have forced Young Bob out of York. He's been claiming he's a big man this week but he was defeated by ordinary people turning up and drowning out his hate.
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It's now too late! - The Vexed Vicar
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Self defence, and three on one. Cowards as well as cunts. Nothing new there…. CUNTS!
Restore activist Gregory Moffitt, aka Young Bob, is arrested today after he punched three antiracists.
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Additional Context: Young Bob was released without charge after no Stand Up to Racism Members were willing to provide police with a statement or give their details. x.com/YoungBobRB/sta…
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NEW SHORT FILM— Propaganda Warfare: Israel, Hamas & the Weaponization of the Narrative
🤖 Made with AI
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A British counter disinformation centre is long overdue, and very welcome.
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NEW CCTV RELEASED: Can you identify two men who detectives want to speak to in connection with the rape of a 13-year-old girl in Bethnal Green? If you recognise these men or have information that could help with our investigation, call us on 101 quoting 01/668295/24.
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On 21st August we were sent a wonderful painting by Sean Parker titled "No Way I'm Disco Dancing". Unfortunately, it still hasn't arrived, and all we can get from #Evri is computerised telephonists and chatbots 🤦 It's a huge painting, about 6ft x 5ft. We're all desperately hoping its not totally lost or stolen. Please help us find it by sharing this post and tagging @Evri_UK_Help.
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Shitehawks!
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You’d better not install Markle in this!!
A deal you can't refuse. The Gentlemen S2, 3 Sept, only on Netflix.

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So I've woken up to the news that Celtic fans so incensed by John Hartson's tweet demanding sex attackers get tougher sentencing, that he's been bullied into deleting his tweets. What is actually wrong with people?!
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Moving home? Remember to redirect your mail ✉️ royalmail.com/redirection
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What's this bollocks on a Sports page? And why are the comments off?
How much do people know about the government’s mission to deliver an NHS Fit For The Future?

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It's brurken!
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Saint George! My f**king middle name!
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This bird doesn't know her arse from her elbow and hasn't really read anything I've posted.
This bloke is saying Howe has shown signs of weakness since 2023 because we lost that game to Liverpool. You can't rewrite history; even if you want Howe out. 2022/23 - 2024/25 were a couple of the best seasons I've had supporting NUFC. The best since Robson's days.
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