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One day I’m gonna need the inside scoop on why they gave up JJ mid-season for a 5th round pick. Yes, I get that they don’t believe in him, but he’s objectively better than all of this.
The Vikings QB situation is so bad that Joe Buck & Troy Aikman are repairing their relationship by laughing at our QBs.
This can't be real life man.
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Saying this and then appointing Stephen Miller as Chief of Staff, the next two years are going to be incoherent to a degree only matched by every other year he’s been president
BREAKING: Trump now endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying the people who want full deportations are on the "pretty far right," after losing the midterms.
He admits in a 60 Minutes interview that his immigration policy "was too tough" and "ultimately that hurt me," and says "illegals" who have been in the US for 10-15 years, such as hotel workers and landscapers, should have an opportunity to stay.
"Let the people that are here, and in some cases here for 10 and 15 years, work a deal for them," Trump says, adding that "people have already called me," including Democrat James Talarico.
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He also can’t run for president in 28 cause everyone hates him
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Imagine working on the crew for “Get Him to the Greek” and being proud of your work and realizing over the past few years that you can never, ever list that movie on your credits again
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Wow. Ok.
Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies.
(Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
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I know we’re all proud of Texas tonight, but they still re-elected Ronnie Jackson (the Obama-era alcoholic doctor who used to black out and stalk women in his hotels, so Trump gave him a political career) and elected ex-Yankee Mark Teixiera.
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Nobody has had a better year than Troy Jackson. Came in third in a primary for Maine. Was about to fade into forever irrelevance only to fail upward into the Senate.
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To be clear, I don't think a Democrat from Kansas, Texas, Iowa, or South Carolina is gonna save me. But if they can bring back ACA tax subsidies so I don't have to pay $1,000 a month for health insurance, that'd be helpful. And if they don't, we'll Kamala them in two years.
Honestly so fun to see people stoked about the blue wave as if democrats are not just the other cheek of the same ass.
None of these people give a fuck about us.
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MSNOW was saying how this is a moment to start taking Josh Shapiro seriously as a 2028 candidate and I don't see how anyone views tonight and comes to that conclusion
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