getting blocked on duolingo chess might be one of my biggest flexes ever like ya ur so bothered u can’t even bear to see my elo rise or that i completed my october quest fuck u
got my first hey girly dm today inquiring if i fucked her bf and i’m sick about it. sick bc she mogs me so fucking bad but more sick because she’s teetering underage territory
i like to say how everyone else is the problem but the one big date i went on this year i blacked out at a sushi restaurant, stole a pack of cigarettes, and then went to sleep. i still think everyone else is the problem tho. how do i fix this?
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i want to get married and have a baby but the guys i like are in brooklyn doing ketamine






