Blue6oy

Alarm bells really should have been ringing when they named it ‘Pedophile Island.’

Tarky on Big Joe Linton there:

BAZLADDDDD!!!

Isn’t it amazing how much easier it is to score when you’re not sat on the bench?

JIMMYYYYYYY!!!!

Doesn’t this leave us with -2 players? 🤔

Well this is just perfect. Addicted to showing himself up this fucking sausage.

Don’t forget to put your clocks back tonight everyone. I’m putting mine back to March when I last enjoyed an Everton game.

FUN FACT: The E in EFC stands for ‘existing.’

Say what you like about David Moyes but he’s definitely evolved as a Premier League manager. From taking a knife to a gunfight to a taking a spoon. And a fucking wooden one at that.

Not Dave sitting on his hands again when we’re crying out for subs? Painfully Predictable FC.

Outside of The Cult is there a more dislikable player in the league than Gabriel?

The only way Johnson could redeem himself here is to chin Arteta on the way back on and take the ban.

David Moyes when asked why he doesn’t make attacking substitutions

Just woke up thinking about that Norgaard sub.

This is going to hurt tomorrow. It’s self-harm at this point surely?

Need more of this. Whatever your thoughts on his personal performances humanising players can never be a bad thing. They’re not robots and it hurts them just as much as us when we don’t get the results we all want. #together

A game where you gift the opposition two goals should really end in defeat so I suppose we take the point and move on. That being said we could and should have scored more than just two ourselves so it still feels like a huge missed opportunity. Unbeaten and onwards! #UTFT

Would absolutely love Charly to get one here.

BAZLAD!!!!!