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Blythe

@blythemorrow

Microsoft Data Platform. B2B Marketing. Head of Database Marketing at #SolarWinds. #SQLFamily. #MSPartner she/her

 Vancouver, Canada
solarwinds.com
Joined January 2008
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Price, Product, Promotion . . . sure. But nothing beats the right Positioning. I don't even know why Position is one of the 4. It should sit above the other 3, ruling on high like the queen it really is.
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I was 11 when I watched Messier last hoist the cup for the Oilers. I still remember my dad jumping out of his chair. 30 years later here we are. Let's GO.
Kennedy (@kennedystrash) profile pictureKennedy@kennedystrash8 Jun 2024
30 years of hope.
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30 years of hope.
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Bought the #WNBA app. Was so excited to watch the Fever tonight. But no. You can’t watch it in the app. You can’t watch it in Canada. I’m so annoyed. So I’ll only get some games?
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Bahahahah @PierrePoilievre BURN
Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) profile pictureJustin Trudeau
@JustinTrudeau22 Feb 2024
Replying to @PierrePoilievre
Hey Pierre, hold my beer. nitter.cf/ryanjespersen/status/1…
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When monitoring databases and their perf in near real time, is it ok to sometimes see a temporary inconsistency in the latest monitoring data? Example: observing 5 databases on a SQL instance for a few minutes when you actually have 10. #azuresql #sqlserver
69%Not ok
31%5% inconsistent is ok
48 votes • Final results
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Nothing more rage inducing than a CEO waxing on about the importance of maternity leave when I was fired from his company 2 weeks after having my first baby. . .
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Just finished a two-year D&D campaign tonight. Curse of Strahd is defeated. Amazing.
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When you pay a ton of money for a last minute flight, but then @AirCanada bumps you anyways.
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Squarely in the #PASSDataSummit blues. I miss you all so much and didn’t get enough time with ANY of you.
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Canadian Mars Bar for a New Zealand Moro bar trade with @TheHybridDBA in the @solarwinds booth yesterday. #PASSDataSummit
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“Hands up, How many people believe they should be making money in their jobs?” Great engagement in my negotiation Lightning talk at #PASSDataSummit @solarwinds
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Ok, let's try some logical join visualizations that aren't Venn diagrams. To start, the Inner Join:
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I have not one, not two, but THREE outfit changes to work the @solarwinds booth at the PASS Summit. I kinda love it.
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I just learned I get to hand out beer and warm pretzels at the PASS exhibitor reception this year. There is 0 chance I'll be sober while doing it.
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just picking our placement in the exhibitor hall for PASS. Where all the sponsors at? This show floor is looking SPARSE. Lock it in. Come hang out.
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more women tech influencers please
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Big companies. . . . I tell ya. 🙄
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See all 300 of you in 20 minutes! Can't wait!
Kevin Kline (@kekline) profile pictureKevin Kline@kekline28 Aug 2023
Join us for a live webcast tomorrow where you'll hear from industry experts such as Suril Jasani, Venky Raman, Owen Murphy, and Steve Wright, as they unveil the latest developments in #SQLSentry. 📢launch.solarwinds.com/whats-… #SQLSentry #SolarWinds #Database #sqlserver
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I didn't sponsor one database event in APAC this year. I can't get over it. Can you all spam me with all the database events you know of in that region? I need to educate myself! #solarwinds #SQLServer #marketing #SQLfamily
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I'm so tired of picking up after children.
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